A short story, an inspirational joke, and a great truth.

A short story, an inspirational joke, and a great truth.

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A short story, an inspirational joke and a great truth;

1. Reading (verb): The act of spreading out a textbook and then brushing Weibo, playing mobile phone, eating snacks or watching TV.

2. Looking back for a long time, I found two people, one is Kobe Bryant (Conan)

3. There is no fire in the fire simulation drill, and there is no earthquake in the earthquake simulation drill, but I want to ask why the simulation exam is needed.

I don't know who is bored to clean up the garbage in front of our dormitory today. It took a long time to find the dormitory door!

5、? There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't let you like others. ?

? You mean the head teacher?

6. Four moments that make people cry. 1. In class. 2. the time of the exam. 3. At the parent-teacher conference. 4. When doing your homework.

7. If there is still electricity in the mobile phone during evening self-study, it fully shows that this person is an affirmation to teachers, schools and education. . .

8. Normal heartbeat: _ _ _/\ _ _ _ _ _/\ _ _ _ _ _

At the movies. Heartbeat: _ _/\ _ _/\ _/\ _/\ _/\ _/\ _

Goddess's heartbeat when calling: _/\ _/\ _/\ _/\ _/\ _/\ _

The heartbeat after seeing the test paper: _ _ _ _ _ _

9. I was so excited to check the results of Band 4 that I didn't even pass!

I was so scared that I suddenly woke up from my dream. I'm glad it's just a dream!

Then a man came up to me and said, this classmate has passed CET-4, please hand in his papers.

10, in the examination room, the teacher:? Judging from his posture, he is also a master of dice! ?

Student:? Three years in college, I didn't fail to shake the dice by hand! ?

A short story, an inspirational joke and a great truth 2:

1, kindergarten teachers and university teachers envy each other!

The university teacher said: How lovely those children are!

The kindergarten teacher replied: You don't know how naughty they are and how difficult it is to put the children to sleep. You are different. You fell asleep in class. How did you do that?

Our chemistry teacher studies physics in college, but teaches chemistry.

I asked him why, and he said that he felt particularly sick when he saw the physics office facing the toilet, and then he thought he was good at chemistry and taught it.

Then I asked him.

He paused and said painfully, I fucking learned later that it was not a toilet, but a chemistry room! ?

On a snowstorm day, an external professor came to the classroom and found only one person sitting inside.

He waited for a while, and when no other students came, he began to talk to that person. He was about to leave when he stopped him and said, Hey, don't go, it's my turn to have a class. ?

4. The senior told us:? Will you feel afraid of the final exam and wonder what the teacher will do? I tell you, the teacher is even more embarrassed, because the teacher has no idea what you will do.

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