Funny best friend-damaging sentence

I recommend the following sentences as the best friend-damaging joke:

1. I know how to explain beauty when I see you!

2. Your way of speaking is called "pull" in rhetoric.

3. If you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future!

4. You are a cucumber, and you are short of shooting and pinching!

5. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

6. The appearance of eating reminds me of the legend of the hungry wolf.

7. Your skin is thicker than the Great Wall, and I can't help but sigh the resilience of human beings.

8. Your sense of humor is like an out-of-control train, which is on the rampage and frightening.

9. Your wisdom probably exists only in your name.

1. Your IQ is as unique as your hairstyle.