6 funny wedding speeches

Funny Wedding Speech 1

Dear guests:

Hello everyone!

First of all, on behalf of __ and I, I would like to sincerely thank everyone here for coming. Tonight is the wedding of __ and I. Confucius said: "If the name is not right, the words will not go well, and the words will not go well." "It won't work out." Here, I would like to report to you first that the marriage certificate number of __ and I is: _____xx. Therefore, we are a legitimate and legal couple, so tonight's wedding should be smooth and successful.

Today, __ and I can stand here to hold a wedding. I would first like to thank __’s parents for their kindness in raising __ over the years. Today, they entrusted __ to me. Take care of me, I think the second elder is really discerning. Of course, I will not let down the trust my elders have placed in me, and I will take good care of __. Secondly, I would also like to thank my mother. Although I am a good and obedient child, she also devoted all her efforts in raising me up. Without my mother, I wouldn't be where I am today.

Finally, I would like to express my special thanks to the girl standing next to me, __, who had such great courage and self-sacrifice determination to marry me. What I am saying is that in the days to come, I will use 120% of my energy to make you a happy little woman.

From today on, __ and I will form a new family. There is a saying in the Doctrine of the Mean, the wife is harmonious, the brother is married, the family is comfortable, and the wife is happy. Parents obey. In other words, if husband and wife are loving, brothers are harmonious, family relationships will be harmonious, and the mood will be happy, then parents will also be content and happy. Therefore, I hope that not only me and __, but every family here can live in harmony and everything will be prosperous in the days to come.

Finally, __ and I would like to sincerely thank every guest here again for attending our wedding tonight and sharing this joy with us.

Thank you all!

Funny Wedding Speech 2

Dear guests, ladies and gentlemen:

Hello everyone!

Today, I am entrusted by the bride and groom to be the witness of the marriage between Mr. and Ms. I feel very honored. In this sacred and solemn wedding ceremony, I can serve as a witness for this couple who are so in love with each other and are made in heaven. It is also a rare opportunity for the newlyweds to feel dazzling and dazzling when they bear witness to their wedding speech.

Dear guests, Mr. xxx, the groom, currently works in xxx unit and holds the position of xx. He is xx years old this year. The groom not only looks handsome, loyal and honest, but also has a kind and loving heart and is kind to others. ; Not only is he serious, responsible and hard-working at work, but he also studies hard in his business and has outstanding achievements. He is a good young man with outstanding talents.

The bride, Miss xxx, is not only beautiful and lovely, but also possesses the inner beauty of oriental women. She is not only gentle, considerate and understanding, but also diligent, studious, noble in character and pure in heart. She is a lovely and good girl.

The ancients often said: A clear mind can understand everything.

Whether it is love, fate or love, they fall in love together. To make their dreams come true, God not only created the new couple, but also created their offspring and their future.

At this moment, the bride and groom become a loving couple. From now on, no matter you are rich or poor, sick, poor in environment, life or death, you must love each other wholeheartedly and unswervingly throughout your life. May we always be in love, grow old together, and be happy. Finally, I wish you both love forever, be united, and be happy.

Thank you all!

Part 3 of Funny Wedding Speeches

Dear friends and relatives, hello everyone!

Today I can get all the leaders here , friends, classmates, and colleagues, who came all the way to attend our wedding celebration despite their busy schedules, and brought joy, joy, and sincere blessings to today's wedding. Here, I My family and I would like to extend a warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to you all!

This moment is the moment when the love between the two of us has sublimated from acquaintance, acquaintance, and love to family affection. We know very well that: a happy and happy life It is not enough for a married life to be sweet, it also contains more responsibilities and tolerance!

At this moment, please witness this moment with your relatives and friends. We promise: regardless of health or illness, Regardless of whether we are rich or poor, we will always respect and love each other and join hands for a lifetime!

Youdao is "The hearts of parents in the world are pitiful, and the love of parents in the world can be trusted." Today, here we want to thank you for your hard work. We, the parents who have raised us adults, it is your white hair that has enabled our children to get married and start a business today; please believe us, we will definitely do our best to make your later years happier!

We would also like to thank all the neighbors here for your care and help to our family when our father was ill and hospitalized. At the same time, we wish our father a speedy recovery and enjoy a happy family life. We also wish all the parents here good health. All the family is harmonious and beautiful.

Finally, don’t forget the old saying, just eat and drink well.

Part 4 of Funny Wedding Speeches

Dear guests, hello everyone:

"Under the cordial care of the party, Rainbow (the bride’s name) and I ) got to know each other on the revolutionary road centered on economic construction and became like-minded revolutionary partners. Here I solemnly swear: Comrade Caihong and I will always follow the Party, be loyal to the marriage given to us by the Party, and never betray the Party!

By the way, I would like to announce two rules:

First, no one can leave the venue without my consent

Second, I am ready to be drunk by you , preparations for being knocked unconscious, I hope you will stick to it to the end!

To make a long story short, I will announce: Let the battle begin!

At this time, the relatives and friends in the audience were all impressed by the groom-to-be’s humorous speech. Infected

Laughter burst out, and everyone raised their wine glasses to send sincere blessings to the newlyweds. Here, I also wish Rainbow and her other half can depend on each other again. Accompany each other, support each other, tolerate each other, and never give up for a lifetime, and we will walk through a wonderful life together!

Humorous groom’s speech at the wedding 2

Dear guests, everyone Good:

First of all, on behalf of ___ and I, I would like to sincerely thank everyone here for coming. Tonight is the wedding of ___ and I. Confucius said: "If the name is not correct, the words will not be correct." If you don't say what you say, things won't happen." Here, I would like to report to you first that the marriage certificate number of __ and I is: _______. Therefore, we are a legitimate and legal couple, so tonight's wedding should be smooth and successful. Yes.

Today, ___ and I can stand here to hold a wedding. I would first like to thank ___’s parents for their kindness in raising __ over the years. Today, they entrust __ Take care of me, I think the second elder is really discerning. Of course, I will not let down the trust my elders have placed in me, and I will take good care of __. Secondly, I would also like to thank my mother. Although I am a good and obedient child, she also devoted all her efforts in raising me up. Without my mother, I wouldn't be where I am today.

Finally, I would like to express my special thanks to the girl standing next to me, ___. She had such great courage and self-sacrifice determination to marry me, which made me frightened. Here I want to What I am saying is that in the days to come, I will use 120% of my energy to make you a happy little woman.

From today on, ___ and I will form a new family. There is a saying in the Doctrine of the Mean, the wife is harmonious, the brother is married, the family is comfortable, and the wife is happy. Parents obey. In other words, if husband and wife are loving, brothers are harmonious, family relationships will be harmonious, and the mood will be happy, then parents will also be content and happy. Therefore, I hope that not only ___ and I, but every family here, can be in harmony and everything will be prosperous in the days to come.

Finally, ___ and I would like to sincerely thank every guest here again for attending our wedding tonight and sharing this joy with us.

Thank you everyone!

Funny Wedding Speech 5

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Since ancient times, flowers and candles in the bridal chamber have been ranked first. Today is the great joy for me to marry my wife. I believe that all of you, married and unmarried, will be infected by my sweetness. Think back to your own dizziness at the beginning or your top-heavy longing for the future, haha .

Thank you to all my relatives and friends for coming and being witnesses of my great success. Thank you.

In the sea of ??thousands of people, my wife and I met, and we admired and affirmed each other heartily. We are like the tacit happiness between a carrot and a rabbit.

Love is a gift that is received without merit. I can’t figure out how a silly boy like me could be lucky enough to be blessed by such a beautiful and kind girl. Wife, we are blessed by God. We stretched out our persistent hands and hugged each other into a Tai Chi figure that dare not turn away from each other. (hug one enthusiastically)

After thinking about it, it is nothing more than a perfect combination of three factors: 1. The reason is that this girl is rarely confused; the second reason is that the girl's parents are kind, respectable, and trustworthy, and they actually gave me the baton of happiness for their precious daughter who they have loved for many years; the third reason is that I am definitely not a hateful person, and I am also a bit sincere and cute. I actually made a girl believe that my arms are solid and reliable and she has been intoxicated ever since. Haha.

To be honest, today is an overwhelming day, everything is beautiful, the sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the salute The explosion was so earth-shattering, and the music was so loud and flowing. Everyone here must have experienced my feelings deeply. The content comes from Jiujiu Marriage Network

I am so excited today that I even don’t know what to say, but I clearly understand I know that there are people in the audience who are twice as happy because of their son's happiness. Those are my parents. Over the years, I have endured and tolerated your ever-changing love. Sometimes it is gentle and loving, sometimes it is violent. Of course, it changes all the time. It's because I'm naughty and I make trouble, and I bring it upon myself. (Make a face) You should rest assured today. Marrying a virtuous daughter-in-law will continue to carry forward your ever-changing love, take me in and manage me. In addition, I ask my mother to give my daughter-in-law a washboard. Well, you will be punished when you make a mistake. You can also wash and use it by the way. Haha

At this moment, the blessings of my relatives and friends are shining brightly, which makes my joy today become a sail with the wind. My light and light feeling is Flying all over the sky on your wind. Jiujiu Marriage Network, the first wedding portal in China

The sea and the stone are too long, so please bear witness to my eternal vows. After the red carpet, no matter what My wife and I will share the wind and rain together.

We decided to start caring about food and vegetables from tomorrow, light our own first fireworks in the world and eagerly wait for the first baby cry, haha .

There is a view in ancient times: No marriage without pigs. It means that ancient women liked strong men because he could hunt more wild boars. Haha,

From now on I will have the old above me, the young below me, and a lovely wife in the middle to rely on. My love for them is like a flying whip. I will never slack off for the wild boar.

Funny Wedding Speech 6

1. Music 1 "News Network" opening (serial number 02) CCTV CCTV! News live now: Here is the 3.8 special report - the upcoming wedding scene of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng, first of all , I would like to express my deep gratitude to all the guests, leaders, ladies and gentlemen, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese and viewers in front of the TV who are here today! At the same time, we also want to express our deep gratitude to those who are fighting on the front line and have become Women and comrades who are about to become women send holiday greetings!

2. Music 2 "Forrest Gump" (No. 03) The sun is shining, the spring breeze brings blessings, laughter and laughter, and God-given marriage, here In these beautiful days, we welcomed the happy union of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. First of all, please allow me, on behalf of the two newcomers, to express my most heartfelt thanks and warmest welcome to all the guests.

Let me introduce myself. My name is Zhou Zhuoyan. I am a famous new emcee who has never hosted any program and was boldly appointed by the two newcomers. I know that my bold appointment has brought unprecedented pressure to the two newcomers. According to the poll results, the two newcomers are worried that my hosting will leave them with too many wonderful memories. However, I am here Reassure them that their concerns are not unfounded. Without further ado, I now solemnly announce: the wedding ceremony begins now! Let us welcome the two newlyweds with the warmest applause.

3. Music 3 "Wedding March" (No. 08) (recited when the newlyweds enter the venue) Hold your hand and grow old together. The beautiful ladies bathed in happiness and sweetness, embraced by the groom, accompanied by the happy wedding march, shoulder to shoulder, heart to heart, holding hands, walked towards us with smiles on their faces. This moment means that two hearts that have been in love for a long time have finally come together; this moment means that two people who love each other have entered the sacred palace of marriage; this moment means that the two people will be together in the journey of life. We will support each other, love each other until we grow old, and hold hands together for a lifetime.

4. Now, let me introduce to you two newcomers (Ge Zhiyang and Zhang Zhimeng). Ask the groom to raise his hand to the audience and friends in front of the TV: Who do you think is the most handsome young man today? Now I will introduce today's leading actor - look! The man in front of us has a full sky, a round outline, and a round figure. The handsome man with colorful eyebrows and sparkling eyes who can be a pillar of the country is our groom Ge Zhiyang. The beautiful woman standing next to the handsome guy who refuses to leave, who refuses to fly away, and who is reluctant to bite the puppy, is today’s bride—Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. Do you think our bride is beautiful or not? (Applause) In fact, their union is not just their personal matter. First of all, we should thank the friends present! Now, please invite the bridegroom and the bride to give a wedding ceremony to all the guests. With a bow, I sincerely thank all the guests for their long-term enthusiastic help. It can be said that without your help, they would not be where they are today. At the same time, I hope that everyone will continue to care and help them. The couple bows to each other. Whoever bows deeper means that he loves the other more deeply. (The best man demonstrates, supervising the standard actions of ISO9002 international certification) (Music "The Moon Represents My Heart") No. 019

5. Music 4 (Music "Red River Valley" No. 07) The volume should be weak. Next , we applauded and invited the groom and bride to give their acceptance speeches. The best man just pulled me aside, crying and shouting that he also wanted to talk about his feelings since he became a professional best man. I used my authority to satisfy his request and let the best man give a speech.

6. Don’t forget the person who dug the well when you are drinking water. The kindness of the Party is deeper than the sea. Happiness is not just drizzle. Don’t forget the witnesses when you get married. Here are the witnesses. Political Commissar Dong Lin of the Municipal Public Security Bureau will witness the marriage of the two couples. The high expectations given by the leaders to young people will be reflected in their future work and life. We believe that the two newcomers will be able to live up to the expectations of the political commissar and ensure that they complete the sacred mission entrusted to them by the party. (Q: When are you ready to complete the tasks assigned to you by the Party? Sing: Step up production, step up production! Work hard, work hard! I look forward to a good harvest this year! Give birth to a son to lead the way)

7. The two newcomers are both pillars of our party and our country. Mr. Ge Zhiyang is engaged in the people's police work and has made immortal contributions to our social security. Zhang Zhimeng is dedicated to his job and loyal to the party. cause. Next, we applaud and invite the groom’s leader, Shi Yufeng, Director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, to deliver a speech on behalf of the groom. Next, we invite the bride’s leader, Shi Yuning, to deliver a speech on behalf of the bride. Everyone is welcome.

8. Music 5 "Ring Song" (No. 09) (Exchange of Rings)? As a token of love, rings will witness the happy years of Ge Zhiyang and Zhang Zhimeng in the future. Let us send our blessings and Give them applause and wish them a happy life and a peaceful life. Now please ask the groom to wear a wedding ring for the bride! From today on, regardless of poverty or wealth, health or illness, they will go through hardships and hardships, stand together through thick and thin, and go through the future life hand in hand. Let us remember this love together. For a moment, bless them with a storm of applause.

?Before the wedding, the bridegroom and the bride repeatedly said that they were very excited that everyone could come today. The groom repeatedly begged me to give him some time to show off his singing voice, which also expressed his intention: he hoped that he could bring a good blessing to everyone this year. Head, the orphans and widows below: Hurry up if you should get married, hurry up if you should give birth, hurry up if you don’t have a wife, in short, today, this year’s good year, good omen: It’s done! He specially prepared an auspicious Kazakh song Folk song "Two Little Goats", everyone applauded and encouraged.

9. Music 6 "My Father and Mother" (No. 016) Cake Cutting Next, we asked the two newcomers to cut the cake. The cake is round, representing the reunion of the delegation; the cake is sweet, representing the sweetness of their lives. Is what the bride and groom are holding just a knife? Yes, from the appearance point of view, it is a knife, but this knife contains two meanings. The first meaning is: in fact, through it, a new route of happiness will be opened up for the two of them; the second meaning is that the two of them will use it to overcome obstacles in their future lives and overcome all the difficulties in life together. difficulty.

10. Pour champagne in Music 7 "End of Passionate Years" (011). Invite the two newlyweds to fill the champagne tower and let the love flow forever. (Reciting to the music while pouring the wine) The fragrant champagne poured down slowly, with a hint of calmness and calmness. This is the nectar, the newlyweds are bathed in the torrent of love. This is the source, the newlyweds will forever bathe in love in sweetness. This fragrant champagne is like a gurgling stream or a trickling river; this white hop, carrying the joy and sweetness of the couple, is flowing happily; the couple water it with sincerity and sow it with sweet love; they work hard with it. , get some harvest, blossom and bear fruit; the joy of harvest, this romantic moment; the deep blessings of friends, the deep entrustment of the parents of the new couple, and the new couple’s wish for each other. The aroma of the wine is elegant and sweet. Let the love last forever

11. Music 8 "Luhua" (No. 013) invites the two newlyweds to drink a glass of wine (after drinking, invite the bride and groom to kiss each other affectionately in public, everyone applauds and shouts loudly, When does everyone stop applauding, can the kissing of the bride and groom stop?) Finally, everyone bless the newlyweds with the warmest applause. Please raise your glass and drink this glass of blessing wine together. Now I announce that the wedding banquet has officially begun!

Play the opening music of "The Years of Burning Passion" and light the wedding candles:

Banquet music: 1 "Forget Him" ??No. 04 2 "Forever Friends" 》No. 018 (original song) 3 "The Moon Represents My Heart" No. 019 4 "Mom of Love" No. 05 5 "Rolling in the Red Dust" No. 066 "Romantic Things" No. 012 7 "Friends" No. 014 8 "Sweet Honey" Serial number 015? Note: All host background music is weak in and out