Find some jokes about Warcraft

Give you something I think is interesting. ...

1. A boy loves basketball and Warcraft. After the chemistry exam, in the office. ...

Teacher: "Did you listen in class? You can't even do such a simple topic? ! "

Boy: "Back to the teacher, I'm sorry I'm not smart, so ..."

Teacher: "Besides, why didn't you finish the problem?" ? I'm still sleeping in the middle of the test paper! "

Boy: "Oh, well, I can only blame myself for not being agile, and then my physical strength is exhausted."

Teacher: "Then how come you play basketball so well? Can't you study? ! "

Boy: "Because I am a strength type."

Teacher: "........."

2. One day in a chat room

A rookie: "I just started playing Warcraft, using UD. What tactics does UD have? "

A master of NE: "Well, explosive dogs, and ..."

Rookie: "Oh, it turns out that Warcraft also has a pet system."

3. Class * * *

Teacher: "This classmate, what's the name of the illegal person?"

Student: "Is a lawbreaker a lawbreaker?"

Teacher: "You can also explain it this way."

Student: "Oh, it's called breaking the law."

4. Just started school at the school gate

Teacher on duty: "Why isn't this classmate wearing a school uniform?"

Classmate: "I heard that there is a make-up exam today."

Teacher on duty: "Oh, you don't have to wear it if you have an exam?"

Classmate: "The school uniform has no additional attributes, but my clothes are JP, which are +6 intelligence, agility and strength respectively."

In Chinese class, the teacher asked everyone to discuss their views on the article.

Boy A: "MM in Warcraft is haunted."

Boy B: "Yes, Yullian is the most handsome."

Boy A: "The blood elf mage is very handsome, with yellow hair. How fashionable. "

Boy B: "Who says Yullian is the most handsome!" "

Boy A: "Blood elf mage is the most handsome!" " "

…………

A class is so noisy.

6. When I play TFT single-player game and the battle of human blood elves.

Classmate: "Who is she? Mermaid? "

Me: "She is the Naga witch."

Classmate: "Then what is this?"

Me: "speed boots, you can run very fast in them."

Classmate: "What about her feet?"

Me: "........."

7. One day, in the school electronic reading room, a boy's computer crashed. At this time, there were many people in the reading room. Without thinking, he shouted, "Boss, change the computer!" "

8. At a relative's house

A little girl naively asked, "Brother, why can't people come back from the dead?"

Brother: "It's simple, because we are not heroes."

9. When I was a freshman, I took a computer class, and all my homework was done in class. Once, everyone had to make a FLASH, and * * * did five classes. suddenly ...

Several boys: "Teacher, where is my homework? Didn't you hand it in? "

Teacher: "I didn't see it. Please send it again."

A boy: "This will do."

Another boy: "why didn't mine?" It was there just now. "

…………

After tossing for 10 minutes, the boys crowded in front of the teacher's computer like sardines. This is an epiphany: it turns out that everyone has set the file name to LOSTTEMPLE.

10. In analytic geometry math class, a boy is talking.

Teacher: "What line is AM?"

Boy: "Teacher, A and M should be said separately."

Teacher: "Do you have any other good methods?"

Boy: "A is attacking and M is moving."

1 1. Rookie: "What's the difference between spider flow and spider sea?"

Another rookie: "Well, there are more spider seas than spider streams."

Rookie; "Why?"

Another rookie: "which stream contains more water molecules than the sea?"

12. Rookie: "How to use a dog?"

Master: "Gather around."

Rookie: "Still no, the skill bar doesn't seem to blow itself up."

16. Teacher: "Students, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

A boy: "Farmer."

Teacher: "Why?"

Boy: "Because farmers can live in castles."

Teacher: "Huh?"

17. physical education class Run1000m.

Teacher: "What's wrong with you today? You ran for five minutes! " "

Student: "Sorry, I forgot to wear my speed boots today."

18. Driving lessons

Host: "Be very careful when driving. What characteristics does this show about the car? "

Student: "Cars have siege characteristics."

19. Girl: "What's GG's hobby?"

Boy: "ilike Warcraft."

Girl: "Terrorists!"

Boy: "Why?"

Girl: "Warcraft is the reversal of CRAFTWAR, that is, weaving war!" " "

20. Boy A: "Who is that guy with white hair and green eyes on the box?"

Boy b: "that guy is very similar to Arthas." Of course he is his father. "

This is just a joke. The guy with white hair and green eyes doesn't know if he took Arthas after Frostmourne.

2 1. A boy is using TFT to play the Devil's Gate in the Battle of Terran Blood Elves.

Boy A: "Why is the skin of the Orcs of Chaos Corps red?"

Boy B: "It was originally red."

Boy A: "Oh, I thought I was color blind."

22. A boy used NE, and Traxex just entered the sixth grade. He ran to the HUM base to charm a farmer, and after returning home, he began to build HUM buildings. He laughed hysterically with joy.

A friend is on the side: "What's wrong with you? What makes you so happy? "

Boy: "I just fell in love with a farmer."

Friend: "Ah? Men seduce men! "

23. One day, a girl was waiting for BF.

Girl: "Where are you now?"

BF: "I'm in the shop."

Girl: "Which store? Where is it? "

BF: "The one in the middle of the map."

A: "Why is that guy called an ogre?"

B: "Because he has two heads and eats a lot, he can only eat people who have nothing to eat."

25. A: "Is the lich a man or a woman?"

B: "Of course it's a man."

A: "Why? Did he extract DNA from the bone for testing? "