Are there any jokes caused by typos?

haha, I picked some online. I hope you have a good laugh after reading it! ! !

. After getting up in the morning, we gathered at the school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I wonder which funeral home your home is? The teacher never knew ... (appearance)

. Last night, my left eyelid kept jumping, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (bad omen)

. It is said in the newspaper that oysters polluted by heavy metals can "cure" cancer ...

Teacher's comment: a word difference makes people turn over! Should I hurry to raise oysters? It will make a lot of money ... (carcinogenic)

. Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken pieces and shit" ...

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (One chicken nugget)

. When I was going out shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry, which was really unlucky.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is very curious-whose anus is so big …? (Steel Gate)

. After visiting the flower market, I bought a "cheap man" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: pronounce it correctly, and gladiolus will cry ...

. My history teacher is short, with long hair and a bad temper, and a little "chest" ...

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Give me a tight skin in history class. "(fierce)