Recommend some funny jokes.

1. At the end of the year, the manager held a staff meeting: colleagues worked hard for a year, and the company decided to raise wages in disguise. Everyone was very excited, and the manager added: I used to deduct one hundred for being late, but now I will deduct fifty. Whoever is late will take advantage in the future.

2. Three obedience and four virtues in the workplace. Obey the boss, obey the money, obey the rules; Work hard, eat dead cats, suffer indignities and talk.

3. Quotations of office workers: Time is money. But time is worthless until a person finds a job. When you turn on the TV, you will always encounter advertisements, and when you doze off, you will always meet the supervisor. This is life.

4, people in the workplace, should be KFC (willing to work hard to get opportunities), should also be McDonald's (working hard, working) to Pizza Hut (will certainly win customers).

Africa doesn't know what food is, Europe doesn't know what shortage is, Asia doesn't know what its opinion is, Latin America doesn't know what invitation is, and the United States doesn't know what other countries are.

The bank manager hired an ugly teller with squint eyes, crooked nose and crooked ears, which surprised everyone. The manager explained: If he absconded with money, it would be easy for us to state his outstanding features on the wanted notice.

7. The general manager of a certain group lectured: "You only lie and brag all day, and there is no truth. What can you do except let you be laid off? " Trainee: "then let me go to the advertising department!" " 1. Three girls in the school are talking about a man who came to the school for marriage.

A (junior undergraduate): How tall is he? Is he handsome?

B (Master): What does he do and what's his monthly salary?

C (Ph.D.): Where is he? !

Daming said, "I found that with the growth of age, the form of queuing will be different." For example, primary school students are always in teams, and middle school students are in piles. "

Xiaohua asked, "What about college students?"

Daming said, "You don't have to ask, they are right!" "

Xiao Qiang returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher, "There are many ants in the toilet."

The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiao Qiang: "What did the ants say?"

Xiao Qiang looked blank … suddenly smiled and said, "The ant … didn't say anything …"

4. One day, a professor suddenly stopped teaching and seriously said to everyone:

If the students sitting in the middle chatting can be as quiet as the students sitting in the back playing cards,

Then the students who sleep in front will not be disturbed.

5. A pair of lovers are whispering in the grass on campus.

Boyfriend: "If you are near Zhu Zhechi, you will be black if you are near Mexico". I am with you. What are you?

Girlfriend: My name is Zhu.

6. Student: "Teacher, I think there is something wrong with the probability formula!"

Teacher: "Oh, tell me your reason?"

Student: "There are 33 students in our class. According to the calculation, the probability that I am asked is 1/33, but you almost let me answer all the questions in this class today! "

7. One day, my friend and I went to the canteen for dinner and came home. Walking, my friend suddenly spat and pointed to the front.

The back of a girl seems to have discovered a new continent. I was nearsighted, so I looked at it closely, but suddenly:

The girl's T-shirt is a big book: PlugandPlay! (Plug and Play)

8. In English class, the teacher was analyzing the exam questions and only heard him read: "The second question, because A, B and C are all wrong, the correct answer is D. This question is very simple. Are there any students who don't understand? "

A classmate stood up: "Teacher, why not choose B? B seems to be correct too. "

"Oh, obviously B is wrong, so we choose D!"

In an open school, men and women often kiss on the school playground, so the school held a meeting to stop kissing. A class teacher came back to the classroom and said to the students, "After research, the headmaster and I decided not to kiss on the playground."

There was a burst of laughter underneath. ...

The teacher realized that he had made a mistake. He added: "The principal and I decided that it was not in our eyes." "There's a kiss."

There was laughter at the bottom. ...

10 One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming's classmates to collect three sentences after they came home.

When Xiao Ming came home, he went to his mother who was cooking: "Go away! I am very busy. "

Xiaoming went to see his sister, who was listening to the walkman and singing "As long as I like it, why not?"

Xiaoming went to find his younger brother, who was watching TV: "Invincible Iron King Kong."

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming three sentences.

Xiao Ming: "Go away! I am very busy. "

Teacher: "How can you talk to the teacher like that?"

Xiao Ming: "As long as I like it, why not?"

Teacher: "What are you?"

Xiaoming: "Invincible Iron King Kong."