A few jokes

1. Yan Zi made Chu and Yan Zi leave after being humiliated.

An acquaintance said: Yan Zi, how can I live without you?

2. Watching grandfathers play chess in the park, I said, Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa said, you don't understand. It's called ju. I said: ok, grandpa, the electric ju next to you is gone.

3. One day, the mother fly took the little fly to eat shit. The little fly asked, Mom, why do we eat shit? Mother said: Don't say such disgusting things when eating.

4. Going out for dinner with friends, I heard a little girl ask her mother, "Mom, will the crayfish mother be worried if she can't come home?"

Her mother was stunned, and then the boss came to rescue her: "No, their whole family is here."

5. When I came home from work, I saw my wife lying in bed watching TV, and there was a washing sound in the bathroom. I quickly asked, "Who is taking a bath in the bathroom?"

my wife casually said, "The water heater in Lao Wang's house next door is broken. Come and take a shower in our house ..." When I heard this, I was so angry that I couldn't stand it. I rushed into the bathroom angrily and kicked it open ... Ah, there was a scream from the bathroom. Aunt Wang, misunderstanding ......

6. Rabbit wants to know what happiness is, so he asks the tiger, and the tiger says that a family together is happiness. Ask the lion, the lion says that the person you love loves you, which is happiness. Then I asked the leopard, who said that good health is happiness. Rabbit came home and told his mother about this. Mother said that you were actually very happy today. Little Rabbit didn't understand why. Mother said: You are lucky enough to come back alive today!