Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - At that time, in their eyes, I completely played the role of Chunmei's relative, which made me feel very uneasy. I didn't know what those people who didn't know the truth thought of me. Finally, I use
At that time, in their eyes, I completely played the role of Chunmei's relative, which made me feel very uneasy. I didn't know what those people who didn't know the truth thought of me. Finally, I use
Needless to say, I took Chunmei and left the restaurant in a hurry, stumbling in front of everyone. While carrying her bag, she looked at me with grateful and timid eyes. Suddenly, for some unknown reason, I felt a little inexplicable disgust and disgust towards her. I didn't ask politely, what were the next steps to be arranged? It seemed like an eviction order. I don’t know how the secular people would view it if this matter were spread to people in my work unit who didn’t know the truth. She lowered her head deeply and said nothing. The turbid tears quietly climbed up her distorted face again, without any idea. I said, you better go back, your home will be fine for a long time, but it will be difficult for you outside.
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She decided to go back. Early the next morning, I went to take her to the national highway to intercept a passenger bus. I saw her holding hands with two big boys. Bag. I said, what is it? It’s so heavy and it’s inconvenient to ride in the car. Just throw it away if you don’t need it. As for the clothes, take them home for the sisters to use. These clothes are practical for farm work in the countryside. She said with a bitter smile. I said, let me get it for you. She refused. When crossing the highway, I saw her petite body carrying two huge canvas bags from one end to the other with difficulty. Is this the harvest of her original hope? Sourness welled up in her eyes.
(2)
Counting on the fingers, I have been with Ninth Brother for three years. Ninth Brother is from the north, my close co-worker, we work in the same workshop and the same assembly line. Brother Ninth is also my roommate. We share the same bed. He is on the upper bunk and I am on the lower bunk. There is no "nine" in Brother Jiu's name, just because Brother Jiu is related to "wine". He doesn't drink much, but a good drink is like life. Every time our dormitory buddies gather for dinner, he always suffers from vomiting and diarrhea after drinking, but he They all say it’s worth it! For the sake of my brother. Never complain. So he was called Ninth Brother in our factory.
?I know Brother Jiu’s living habits very well. Before 10 o’clock every night, he will go out to a nearby construction site and roll over the road. In Brother Jiu's own words, he went for a walk to see the "scenery". He would never come back before 11 o'clock.
?The construction site at night is an ocean overflowing with "love".
?After a tiring day, people finally calmed down. The dim orange lights shone faintly on the construction site, adding an ambiguous atmosphere to the construction site. Under the shelter of the surrounding messy buildings and sparse trees, the energetic workers sow the seeds of love in every corner. Pairs of "couples" hug each other passionately in hidden places, sitting, standing or lying, keeping a beautiful distance from each other, performing one after another of lingering and romance in the night. "In the quiet and empty construction site, walking leisurely, sometimes looking at the bright moon, sometimes looking at the beautiful pictures around you, you will definitely gain something. So refreshing! So happy! How can such a beautiful night be let down? She's wasting it." Brother Jiu encouraged me in front of me more than once. Finally, he sighed, and then suddenly said harshly: "Bah! Having a girlfriend is different. One day, I will have those rubbish."
?That night was very special. , Ninth Brother came back before 10:30. At that time, the four of them, Big Fatty and Little Heizi, were still playing "Sparrow". Brother Ninth came back without saying hello to anyone, and everyone ignored him. There was a "pop" sound and I was startled.
"Brother Jiu took a long puff, and then put out the fire with all his strength. With a flick of his finger, the cigarette flew out of the window.
?"I lose again, damn it. Yes, she is a Hunan woman every day. Brother Jiu, are you annoyed or not? "The big fat man who has been playing "Sparrow" may be unlucky today, and he took Brother Jiu for surgery.
?"I'm talking about my mazi (girlfriend), what the hell does my girlfriend care about you! "
"If you have the guts, don't just brag and dare not do anything. I asked you to have your hair washed and massaged that day. Where did you sneak away in the middle? "
?"Don't you know that I went to the toilet that day because I had diarrhea? "Brother Ninth said with a guilty conscience. He was afraid that the fat man would reveal his scars.
"Did you go to the toilet for two hours? You kid can eat so much, wait for you for so long without seeing your ghost, an impotent guy - 30,000, touch - he doesn't even dare to hold a girl's hand and how can he show off..."
?"Big fat!" "Brother Ninth slammed the water glass on the table, and it was obvious that Brother Ninth was already furious. "Don't rely on your thick hands to flatter you and shine shoes. You can't be a small team leader but still drink garbage every day. Why are you so drunk and calling us brothers? You secretly plotted against us and even led us on strike but you are still an excellent employee. If I have the fucking money, I will be the first to kill your old bastard and your little son-in-law! "Brother Ninth finished these words in one breath, and everyone stood there staring at the big fat man.
? I thought it was inevitable for the two of them to fight. Who knew that the big fat man would laugh happily." I am already over 70 years old, I don’t need you to do it, I will lose it in a few years. As for me. Don't worry, I'll be with you anytime. "
?Brother Ninth paused without saying anything. He walked alone to the corridor outside. Suddenly, the lights went out, and everyone screamed at each other again. This was a night The last cry of the male workers.
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