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A collection of programmers’ Spring Festival couplets

First line: Live for the system, die for the framework, and fight for debugging all your life!

Second line: I suffered from symbols, I was fooled by uppercase and lowercase letters, and finally died from demand!

Horizontal batch: bad programmers.

Upper link: The algorithm data has clear ideas

Bottom link: The compilation and linking are completed in one go

Horizontal batch: The coding is successful

Upper link: Think before and after A few lines of code build a long-lasting spring and autumn

Second line: Supporting the internal and external protection of a thousand elites and leading five thousand generals

Horizontal comment: A generation of key guests

First line: Keep Staying in the spirit of the old year, forgetting about the past, staying up all night and hearing the "machine" dancing

Second line: Hold the New Year's great ambition, I hope that I will overcome all obstacles and make "code" gallop now!

Hengbiao: What a great coder, I am a great coder

First line: I am so infatuated that I can’t do anything but play three lines and four paragraphs of code. There are five warnings and six errors. Although I am in a state of confusion. It's very painful to live in peace after nine deaths

Second line: Ten years of youth, nine years old, studying hard to learn eight and seven languages, kneeling to the masters of the six directions and the geeks of the five directions every day at four o'clock, three times, two lives, it is difficult to live a long life, and return to the west in one day

Hengpi: Your whole family is engaged in IT

Shanglian: One project, two computers, three meals and a lunch box for a salary of 4,000, all the internal organs are damaged, and the soul is homeless. Still get up at 7 o'clock and have a meeting at 8 o'clock to deal with it. Nine loopholes are very hard work.

Second line: Ten years of coding, nine years of working overtime, nothing to show for, and a busy person who was so busy that he didn’t recognize his relatives, and his limbs were still weak.

Hengpiao: Hard-working programmers.

First line: This requirement is very simple

Second line: I don’t care how to achieve it

Hengbiao: It will be online tomorrow!