1: A fat man fell from the twelfth floor, and as a result, a fat man! 2. A candy, walking in the North Pole, feels so cold that it becomes rock sugar. Mother took her daughter back from kindergarten and asked on her way home, "What English did the teacher teach today?" The daughter said, "Big Sprite." Mother is confused. The next day she went to the kindergarten and asked the teacher. The teacher said, "I taught the capital letter' B' yesterday." 4. Two bananas go shopping in tandem. Walking, the banana in front felt very hot, so I took off my clothes. Guess what?-The banana in the back fell off. 5: A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It says: "Meow-"6: Two tomatoes go shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk? 7: Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread walking on the road, and it was suddenly hungry ... so it ate itself ... 8: A polar bear was idle and bored, so he pulled out his own hair, one or two. Three ....................................................................................................... 10: A man who looks like an onion cried when he walked ... 1 1: There is a hide-and-seek club, and his head has not been found ... 13: Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like one. Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He can fly ... 16 What will Kirin become when he flies to the North Pole ... ice cream. . 17 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Betel nut .......... 18 A senior has a crush on a girl he meets every day after school, but he has never had a chance to get close to her. One day I followed the girl to a noodle restaurant and finally got up the courage to talk to her: "Miss! What's your name? " Girl: "Beef noodles." 2 1 Bug: Xiaohua, did you use my pencil? Xiaohua: No, I'm useless. Bug: Are you really useless? Xiaohua: I'm so useless! Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless. Xiaoying borrowed a pen from Xiaoming, but Xiaoming didn't. Xiaoying: I would die if I borrowed it ... so Xiaoming lent his pen to Xiaoying ... After a while, Xiaoming died ... One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" One day, a skeleton came to a bar and said to the bartender, give me a glass of beer and a mop ... One day, the meat bag met a banana on the road, and the banana said to the meat bag, it's so hot! I want to take off my coat. Then take off the banana peel. Not to be outdone, the meat bag is also peeled off. I didn't expect the banana to shout at the meat bag, damn it! There is an old lady in a mental hospital. She wears black clothes and holds a black umbrella every day, squatting in front of the hospital. The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her. So the doctor was dressed in black with a black umbrella and squatted there with her. The two men were silent for a month. Finally, the old lady said, I'm sorry ... Are you ... a mushroom, too? One day, the greedy dog jumped on the dining table looking for food and found a roast chicken. When he was about to eat, the host suddenly shouted, If you dare to do anything to that chicken, I will do anything to you! So the puppy licked the chicken's ass. Two spoiled brats got married. On the wedding night, the groom sent the guests back to the wedding, only to find a meatball lying on the bed. He asked, "Who are you?" Where is the bride? "Meatball shy said," I hate it, people don't know people when they take off their clothes. "A man wrote a love letter to his girlfriend. In order to express his love more strongly, he drew many hearts on the back of the envelope and pierced it with an arrow. Unfortunately, his girlfriend wrote back: "What does the kebab behind the envelope mean? "29 Xiao Bai, Huang Xiao and Xiao Lan take a long-distance bus. Who gets carsick? A: Xiao Bai, because Xiao Bai will spit (Little White Rabbit) 30 There is a story, which is a little scary at the beginning, a little funny in the middle and a little sad at the end! Once upon a time there was a ghost (scary? ), fart (funny? ), he died (sadly) 3 1. Draw a v on two fingers. What is this? Yeah! Hands are shaking, reach down. What is this? It's fallen leaves! 32. Stretch out four fingers. What is it? Fourth, bend four fingers. What is this? Wonderful! When the millionaire drove through a village in a luxury extended Lincoln sedan, he saw two beggars pulling grass at the roadside to eat, and the millionaire stopped at once. " Why do you eat grass? ""We really don't have money ... "A beggar replied, really, get in the car and go to my house. ""I have a wife and two children at home ... "A beggar muttered and called them. "The rich man pointed to another beggar." And you, call your family. ""My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said it doesn't matter, call them all and go! "In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus. Fortunately, it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home." "The millionaire replied," Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected. The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high, so you can eat enough. "34. Who will be eliminated, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Wolf because: Momotaro (eliminated the wolf).
35. Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is? "37. Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick them into the sea. Later, a couple decided privately for life, but the man wanted to go abroad for military service. Before he left, he gave her a ring and agreed to meet her here with it three years later. Three years later, the woman didn't find the ring and threw it into the sea sadly. Actually, the woman remembered the wrong place. When the man came back and couldn't find a woman, he went fishing by the sea dejectedly. Suddenly he grabbed something. Guess what it is, what it is. Later, he finally caught a fish and bit something hard while eating. What do you think it is? It's fish bones. 38. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Let me go! The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid said happily, take the exam! Then people roast squid.
39. The diver's movements are difficult. He turned three times, then somersaulted forward for three and a half times, and then somersaulted backward for a month. 40. An old hen and an old hen guess three words "two chickens"-_-! An old hen and an old chicken guess five words "or two chickens"-_-! ! An old hen and an old chicken guess seven words "idiot, it's two chickens"-_! ! !