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Move, that's a pit!

Text/Xue Shenzi

Moving is a great pain in life. I feel exhausted every time I move. So I dare not move easily and I don't want to move. I'm so tired.

Although moving is very tiring, people who work outside will always have to move for some reasons. I have this experience. Moving is a pit, and it is not easy to clean up, clean up and move.

As long as everything is normal, I won't act easily.

When I was studying and working in Nanning, I always moved from the school dormitory to a small single room on the fifth floor of a residential area in Dongge Road. At that time, I didn't feel particularly tired of moving, so I probably focused on graduation internship and job hunting.

I haven't moved since I moved from school to Dongge Road, and I have been living in the old community. A shabby corridor, a shabby room, a small room and a small bed.

The rainy season is the worst. The house is not well ventilated, so the sunlight can't reach the room. Every day, the room, walls and floors are wet.

Even so, I never thought about moving. It's near where I work. I ride an electric car for about 20 minutes and take a bus for half an hour at most. The living circle nearby is mature and it is convenient to eat and buy things. The house is old and the environment is ok.

I am a lazy person. Once you live in one place for a long time, you don't want to move. I am familiar with the aunt who buys fruit downstairs, the shopkeeper, the handsome neighbor who is a dentist and the fashionable and sharp landlady.

These people are sometimes cute and kind to me. When buying fruit, my aunt always calculates the money cheaper. The landlord's children are not much older than me, but I really can't see the real age of the landlord. She likes to tidy herself up. She is beautiful and fashionable every day.

At that time, I bought a small electric donkey, which was supposed to be recharged. The beautiful landlord gives me ten yuan a month. I guess I always bring her something delicious. Needless to say, my neighbors will give me half of the benefits during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Do you think I should accept it? The people here always make me feel warm, which makes me even more reluctant to move easily and leave these lovely people.

What really makes me hate moving, even moving, is the recent move.

I worked in Shanghai for more than a year and moved five times, each time for different reasons, but I had to move in the end.

Moving recently is the most embarrassing, helpless and angry move.

There is no doubt that Shanghai's housing prices are high, so some second-hand landlords rent out their houses and rent them out after renovation. A house that could have lived for three or four people may be transformed into five or six people, or even more, and then rent more tenants to earn more money.

The renovated house is unqualified. Once found, use the word "smash".

The picture above shows what happened after our room was smashed. It's been cleaned, but it was worse before. Before renting this house, we repeatedly asked whether it was qualified and whether there was any risk of being smashed. But in the end, the good physics room, the good North Second Room, and the good ones were all eaten by dogs!

But as long as our landlord is a little more humane, I think we won't be so angry, and maybe we will consider continuing to share the rent and renting it to other places. However, when they informed us in the morning, the house next to it had already started to smash. The new house we are looking for is far away, so it is not easy to go to work by bus. It took more than 40 minutes to go out by subway, and the rent of a new house was more than 600 yuan. Even if it is negotiated, it will only cost 200 yuan.

Of course, we don't want to ask the landlord to refund the deposit, we will find another house. According to the contract, the house is uninhabitable. They should refund the deposit to us so that we don't have to pay compensation. But the landlord refused to return it, saying that he had found us another house, but we couldn't live there. After quarreling for a long time, we agreed to refund the deposit, but we will be charged 35% of the agency fee.

At that time, I really wanted to explode in situ, and the intermediary fee that the landlord had to pay was deducted from our head. We didn't say this beforehand, so we wanted to call the police. But the contract is not detailed enough, and some things are not clearly written, which is not good for us. Colleagues told us that even if we call the police here, it is useless to find a neighborhood Committee, and finally it will go away.

In the end, we didn't want to argue about anything, so we directly deducted the seizure money, so we searched for a house overnight and booked a house that night. It was already 12 o'clock. I booked a house, ate barbecue on the roadside, and vomited while eating with Huanhuan. Fortunately, we have each other.

Huanhuan just found a new job and didn't dare to ask for leave. I didn't ask for leave either. It happened that the next Friday, after work early, we packed and moved overnight. Because of the proximity, more than ten minutes' journey, we moved overnight and moved to one o'clock in the morning. I don't remember how many times I moved from the first phase of the community to the fourth phase. Fortunately, the fourth phase is the elevator room, otherwise it is estimated to be more tired.

At that time, Cui lived in Phase IV, and we moved together. The sequela of high-intensity moving is: my hand hurts for several days.

Can you imagine the scene of three women carrying big bags and small bags walking in the community and the main road at night? That scene should have its own sense of joy. I guess it must be like a village girl going to town. So embarrassed and helpless.

This should be the most embarrassing, embarrassing and speechless move in Shanghai in my life. The memory is deep and unforgettable.

Am I the only one who feels sad when moving?

In fact, there is another move that I will never forget. That was the first time I moved to Shanghai. This is the easiest step for me and the least baggage.

This move is actually just from my cousin's dormitory to my newly rented house. Why unforgettable? It may be "the first plot". This is the first time to find a house in Shanghai, and it is also the first time to move in Shanghai, so my memory is particularly new.

This relocation should be the farthest of the five relocations, from Xuhui District to Pudong New Area. I moved several times and lived in Pudong New Area, which was relatively close, but I moved more and more things.

I remember moving twice. The first trip, dragging a suitcase, take subway line 9 from Xujiahui, then transfer to line 6 and get off at Tokyo Road. Dragging a big suitcase, pulling hard when going up the stairs. I think the suitcase is too big and I am too small. A beautiful woman next to me, especially generous, said "I'll help you" and dragged my suitcase up, which was soon done. Thank you very much. Girls with love are bound to have good luck.

The second trip was on the weekend, leaving a big sack. That sack was originally used for quilts. I use it for clothes, shoes and other things. Don't say it's quite heavy. I'm not so lucky to move this time. I always drag my back. A sack is not like a suitcase. It has no wheels. It depends on my hands and arms. Later, my arm was covered with red marks. It's cruel. It really hurts.

I feel so sad when I am dragging my bag. I'm going to take subway line 9 and pass 1 line, where there is a long passage. I have been walking in the crowd. Maybe people are particularly vulnerable when they are tired. I feel so miserable when I walk. I want to cry, but I'm afraid others will laugh. I secretly wiped my tears and walked on.

It was night, and the subway was crowded. I put the big sack in the corner, stood silently for one station after another, and then turned to Line 6. After arriving at Line 6, I am looking forward to "get there quickly, get there quickly". I'm exhausted. I want to work hard and get to my place.

It's not easy to move, cherish the friends who helped you move.

Almost all of them moved by themselves, packed their bags and carried them from the sixth floor to the first floor, and from the first floor to the fifth floor. I've done this, too. Now I think I am a god, and I can move up and down by myself. The moving company did not invite me, but took a taxi. The taxi driver should have collapsed when he saw my luggage.

I can't help it I haven't looked for a moving company. It is said that the moving company is expensive. When my colleague moved, she hired a moving company and charged her 800 yuan to walk a little, which is less than half an hour's drive. I think she was cheated.

Speaking of moving, it's really a pit. You have to jump in.

Moving is so tiring that it is not easy to let the moving company pack its own luggage. Therefore, whoever moves knows how to move, and does it and cherishes it.

Finally, please cherish your friends who helped you move. Moving is too tiring. These are real friends.