Jokes and jokes: Ten ways to die of SARS _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ Laughing to make your girlfriend happy.

1, wear a mask to prevent suffocation for too long; 2. Fumigating vinegar at home causes fire and burns to death;

3. Drink a lot of alcohol to prevent Chinese medicine poisoning;

4. I heard that a colleague was sick and scared to death;

5. Being avoided by friends and relatives because of business trip;

6, was misdiagnosed as SARS and died;

7. Being scolded to death for making rumors on the Internet;

8. Sneezing in public places is flat;

9. I dare not drive to work every day.

? 10, always suspected that he had SARS, which led to psychopathy, and finally he was sent to a mental hospital and died.