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There is a joke with the title: It’s all Qiu Chuji’s fault. Who has his content?
Let’s take a look at how Qiu Chuji became a historical sinner. Hey, this is all Qiu Chuji's fault!
1. Suppose Qiu Chuji had not passed by Niujia Village at that time. Then, those Jin soldiers who secretly followed him would not have died in Guo and Yang's yard. Similarly, Wanyan Honglie would not have seen Bao Xiruo and missed her.
2. Those Jin soldiers will not die in the hands of Qiu Chuji, and the Guo and Yang families will not be implicated in the future.
3. The Guo and Yang families will not be affected, Li Ping will not live in exile in the desert, and Guo Jing and Yang Kang will be born in Niujia Village safely. Naturally, the Seven Jiangnan Monsters will not go to the desert.
4. Without the help of Guo Jing and the Seven Monsters, Temujin would have died in the hands of Jamuka and the others, and the various Mongolian tribes would not have been able to unify.
5. If Mongolia cannot be unified, there will be no Western Expedition. Gunpowder would not have been introduced to Europe.
6. Without gunpowder, the Ironclad's rule in Europe would not be shaken. Therefore, the Dark Middle Ages would be extended for a thousand years, and there would be no Renaissance.
7. Without the Renaissance, there would naturally be no great voyages. North America will always be the home of the nomadic Indians.
8. Similarly, the Spanish will not introduce iron cannons to Japan. The Battle of Nagashino was won by Takeda, and Japan would continue to be unable to unify during the Warring States Period.
9. In another country, Wanyan Honglie had no choice but to participate in the power struggle with all his strength. As a result, the Kingdom of Jin will be in civil strife.
10. Without Mongolia, the Jin Kingdom would be in civil strife. Therefore, the Song Dynasty would not only not be destroyed, but would be unified. The Song Dynasty focused on commerce, so the seeds of capitalism would appear in China.
11. If it develops to this day, China will be the most developed country, far ahead of Japan, Spain, Western Europe, and the Americas.
12. Today’s financial crisis would not have happened!
Everything is all Qiu Chuji’s fault. You said you were a Taoist priest, so why did you pass by Niujia Village when you had nothing to do? !
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