What joke should a friend tell her when she is angry?

In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Student: fart and let it smell.

Hands cover your nose, and the rest are your feet. The whole class fell down.

A person always farts at work, and colleagues can't help but say, can you be quiet? Then I saw him sitting there trembling.

Colleagues asked him what he was doing, and he replied, I am tuned to vibration now!

Carp and tortoise go to get a marriage certificate. The clerk asked how old the tortoise was, and the tortoise said: 100. The clerk regretted it.

I'm sorry, according to your family's regulations, you are underage and are not allowed to get married.

A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. Madame

Zi also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was surprised, then smiled and said to himself, "What a fucking spirit!" "

Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. The spider shouted, "Why? Why is this? " mum

The ant said timidly, "My mother said that people who surf the Internet all day are not good people!" " "

After seeing the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boar. He saw that there were no pigs in the pigsty, so he touched his beard and said, Empty city plan! Turned around and saw a beast trap.

Dead pig, scared: risk! I was overjoyed to see you again suddenly: yo-ho, and honey trap? !

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to make a report:

"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )

"Don't be pickles, I pick up a shit to lick for you. . . "

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . )

Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person, I am a pig (Personnel Bureau) and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended the briefing of the county government. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?"

So the participants signed up one by one:

"I am a wild boar (Public Security Bureau)."

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."

"I am a pig (post office)."

"I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau)