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Funny weekly, 500 words about funny weekly composition.

"What the hell are you doing again!" I was stunned by this ghostly cry. Some students shouted without hesitation. The deskmate is playing gum with relish. Don't hesitate to pull the gum out of your mouth like silk thread. When I came to my senses, I stared at him and wanted to throw up. "Ahem!" I covered my mouth and wanted to give him a good scolding. "Mom, will you stop being so disgusting?" I stared at him. He continued to fiddle with the gum in his mouth, wrapped it around a pen, tied it to his finger, and wiped it at a person who was not learning well. "You are sick!" I finally couldn't help swearing. He turned to me and wiped the disgusting things in his hand on my desk. I have a sly smile on my face. I can't take it anymore. I want to be furious. "You are very good ..."

I kicked his bench, kicking and kicking. Finally, I stepped on his foot. "Ow" called a few times. I didn't stop there. I continue to strengthen my efforts. "Sister Liu, I was wrong!" "Aunt Liu, I was wrong!" "Uncle Liu, I was wrong!" ..... my face was a little dull, and I thought, "Am I that old?" He shook his head and nodded again. "Very good!" He seemed to know my intention and shook his head at once. We didn't pay attention to what the teacher said.

After class, the teacher pointed at him. "Look, still laughing." The teacher flew into a rage and he hung his head. "Liu Dajie, I tell you. I will add some materials when I get home, and I will play a trick on the teacher tomorrow. Ahem, the content is as follows: I'll get some toothpaste foam first, then put it in the toilet for three seconds, and finally let my vomit stick ... "I'm a little impatient. "See if you have the courage. I am looking forward to it. What tricks can you play! "