What are the classic jokes in the legal field?

The classic joke in the field of law is that it is Einstein's turn to catch people after a group of great scientists die and play hide-and-seek in heaven. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes. He saw everyone hiding, and Volt was not far away.

Einstein walked over and said, "Volt, I got you." Volt said, "No, you didn't catch me." Einstein: "You are not Volt. Who are you? " Volt: "What do you see under me?"

Einstein looked down and found that it was ampere under volt! Volt: "Ampere is below me, we are Volt/Ampere, you don't catch me, you catch ..."

Learning direction in the field of law:

Have a firm and correct political direction, a strict concept of organizational discipline, a good professional ethics, a spirit of dedication to safeguarding national security and social stability, and be familiar with the line, principles, policies and laws and regulations related to public security management in China.

Systematically master the basic theory, knowledge and skills of law and public security, master the methods of public security management and security prevention technology, and have the ability to understand the current situation of social security, observe the development trend of social security, manage urban and rural social security order, and investigate and deal with public security cases.