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Chapter I 1.

Officialdom middleman, hale and hearty, never stops doing anything and never fills it up, so he keeps it on purpose, mostly to guard against troubles or emergencies, so that he can leave room for manoeuvre first and then shine.

Chapter II ................................................... 1 1

An invisible tail is a reliable tail. Just like when you followed Vice Minister Su Nan and the leader didn't use your tail, you should never show off. Don't dodge when you need to balance your tail on something, or dust somewhere. Being slow is also a serious dereliction of duty.

Chapter III ............................. 16

Officialdom is easy to do things from top to bottom, as the saying goes, the official level kills people; However, it's not so easy to go through five hurdles and kill six generals from bottom to top. It's not bad to get pockmarked when you touch a few nails. If you mess up your nerves and brain, the whole person will collapse. Cong Decheng hasn't gone up yet, so it can be seen that his kung fu of dodging and juggling hasn't been wasted.

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During the depression, the joys and sorrows are so cyclical. When the disaster completely bends the people's waist, the people's nerves are numb and they don't want to straighten up any more. It's still so hard to straighten. Why bother? Leave it to fate.

Chapter 5 ... Chapter 5 ... Chapter 5 ... Chapter 5.

Cong Decheng pursed his lips and rubbed his body. He said that the rivers and lakes are sinister and the officialdom is changeable. He is an official. He has a hard background, a stable front desk and a good midfield. Dude became a vassal, armed to the teeth. I'm saying this now by waving a feather fan in front of Zhuge Liang!

Chapter 6 4 1

On the screen, golden fried dough sticks, all covered with white condoms, are staggered in rows, about more than 1000. The imposing manner caused is not an impact on human vision. In Zhu Tuantuan's words, it's simply shocking!

Chapter VII

The so-called advantages and disadvantages, there is no formula to apply, it depends on what things are weighed, the future water can not be a dream, and you can't blame yourself as a whole. This is called crotch politics, bullying the big with the small, fending off the Northeast Installation Company, and telling myself and the General Administration of Energy that this is avoiding a drifting iceberg.

Chapter VIII

Zhu Tuantuan went to Zhu Taotao's grave again, unplugged foam extinguisher's safety bolt and sprayed the ants on the ground. The swollen white foam swallowed the grave in the blink of an eye.

The hunchbacked man stood a few meters away with a puzzled face. Just now, when Zhu Tuantuan went to get the fire extinguisher, he found a hunchbacked man watching it, but she didn't have time to talk to him.

Chapter 9

Some jokes are a kind of soft tacit means for people in officialdom to avoid risks and blur their intentions without losing the theme in the process of interest exchange, information exchange and power and money transaction. In case the joke is not related to the essence and the intention is released, there is no embarrassment and loss for each other. Joke, once it comes back to joke, it's just a joke. How can you take it seriously?

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In business, this is often the case. You can grab what you can touch, pinch it, and even grab it, but you can't reach out or even look at what you can't touch, and sometimes you don't understand!

The fourth chapter XI

Officials with a straight face are most afraid of pushing everything forward because there are many people. In some things that are unclear or inconclusive for the time being, the earlier and more exposed, the greater the possibility of injury. If you are not careful, you will become a shield for predators behind you.

Chapter XII

That phone call just now was not made by anyone or anyone, but a program he set before Lu Peiming and Bai arrived, and it rang as soon as it was scheduled. Wenpu only recently figured out the bubble function of this phone. It's convenient to book a good time and take a walk. It's polite to drive people away. Nobody has a temper. He used it several times and it felt good.

Chapter 13 107.

The woman said that there is only one Porsche of this style in Dongsheng. If it farts on the road, the traffic police will pick it up and smell it. I mean, I don't care if you rob money or sex today, you have miscalculated. How dare you. Fortunately, you haven't hurt me yet. Let's not look for grievances. If you get off the bus, I'll pretend nothing happened.

Chapter 14 .................................................... 1 13

A spacious and bright house, a strong woman in vanity fair and a backer in business, these things I have been pursuing for so many years, and I can't remember how much blood and sweat I have shed, but they have nothing to do with them in the end, but how can I get them with a little rogue and sexual power?

Chapter 15-120.

In the final analysis, we still have to calculate the gains and losses, advantages and disadvantages, but the balance point of gains and losses and advantages and disadvantages is often expressed in one word. Therefore, only by grasping the functional scales of brain, eyes, ears, mouth, heart and mind can we get a good result.

Chapter 16 ...................................................... 128

Compared with male and female prolactinists, the biggest difference is that male prolactinists are more easily discriminated and misunderstood. Male prolactinists don't have breasts, so they must learn to understand them attentively and touch them gently with their hands. In fact, some professions are sandwiched between evil and honesty. A little tilt to this side is evil, and a little tilt to that side is sincerity. In short, good and evil are not in your feet and hands, but in how your heart moves!

Chapter 17 ........................... 143

As soon as the wine fell, Congde's grades began to ponder. Is the research report he is doing on the relocation market really as pushing as one expects? Imagine, even if you lean to Jiangsu, how many opportunities can you bring to Jiangsu? This report is just an armchair strategist. Isn't it a joke that these people can't see through this layer?

Chapter 18 ................................................ 154

As for the second notice, Zheng Ranfei said that it was all arranged, and then several media would jointly interview him. She told him not to look around in front of the camera, not to talk in a hurry like tearing down other people's houses, to smile and be amiable, and to say more glorious words such as public welfare is everyone's responsibility, giving back to society is an unshirkable obligation, and caring for disabled children starts with me.

Chapter 19 ... Chapter 19 ... Chapter 19 ... Chapter 19.

What my sister dislikes most is that she shows off in an ostentatious manner. Sister began to throw cold water on her head again and said, "How many times have I told you, sister?" ? Why don't you listen at all? As the saying goes, wealth does not show white, and poverty does not show white. How are you? Look at your ears, neck, fingers, wrists and ankles. Besides gold, there are precious stones. Why not hang the passbook shares?

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Huh? Hou Haogang stopped after a step, because the dazzling light from the rotten magpie nest aroused his curiosity. He leaned down and found something shiny with a flick of his foot.

When I bent down to pick it up, my heart suddenly jumped wildly. Drill ... ring! He trembled and uttered two words.

Chapter 21

When she makes a fuss, it seems that an accident can be avoided by releasing the hand holding the trouser leg. However, the more she panicked, the tighter she clutched, which distracted the ants from waiting for them. She lost her balance in an instant and dropped the pole in her hand in the shaking, scaring her lover to grab his two trouser legs again. As a result, when she was ready, she completely lost her balance, lost her roots under her feet, stepped on her feet and leaned against the window.

Chapter 22 193.

Min Shang breathed a sigh of relief and massaged Zhu Tuantuan's right chest with his other hand. This technology is like pliers. The chest root is clamped by the hand, and the palm is down. The five fingers gradually exert their strength. Zhu Tuantuan's right breast suddenly contracted, and his nipple stretched upward, shining like a rabbit's eyes. She tried to control ...

Chapter 23 ............................... 200

Men's violence can usually destroy women's body and will, but occasionally it will have unexpected results, which will make women instantly release the alternative needs accumulated in their potential, even some long-term unsatisfied desires. Like Zhu Tuantuan, she has let her brother-in-law's violence pass through her body, and she doesn't think it's hurt. She wanted to awaken the hidden delicacies in his heart through his rude hands.

Chapter 24, page 206.

Wenpu should be said to be lucky. The height of former vice minister Sunan's shoulders really benefited him a lot, broadening his vision of seeing things and dealing with problems. The most important thing is that the height provides him with a space to look at officialdom in an all-round way and let him know that everything revolves around foreign affairs, and foreign affairs are often the real thing. That's why he sent the report himself. He wants to know whether Shui Yi will discuss with himself the overall relocation of Northeast Installation Company after processing the report.

Chapter 25 ............................ 2 18

Lao Jiaqi knows what Shui Yi is thinking, so he is very happy. Later, he seemed to sigh with emotion about his life and ponder over the gains and losses of others. He said in a holding tone that once a woman's tricks are supported by a man's body, the fallen man is her trophy; Once a man's desire is contained by a woman's body, a fallen woman is his coffin.

Chapter 26 .............................. 233

White brain flashes, suddenly enlighted, originally these two smart women behind their backs, and ran Shunshui together to set a trap for Lu Peiming. Then think about it, this beating around the bush leads to Ran Shunshui's idea, which may be 50-50, or 46-37. In short, he just thinks that Zheng Ranfei has a greater dominant position in this matter. She makes good use of the wind to make a fire, yin and yang, or beat about the bush, replacing things with flowers.

Chapter 27 ............................... seven days a week

This practice of using the influence of public opinion to compete, build momentum and protect the family has really embarrassed the government and caused headaches for developers. It is not good to let go of your hands and feet to break through the bottom line.

Chapter 28 ............................... 255

In the yard, big and small dignitaries and businessmen chatted in groups of 351 and 461. On this funeral platform, most of the topics people talk about have nothing to do with funeral.

Chapter 29 ............................... 263

People in officialdom, once their fate is plotted, all thoughts, souls, feelings, will and so on will be handed over, just like sitting on a roller coaster controlled by others, looking spacious, beautiful and magnificent, but without the freedom to adjust the speed, let alone the right to brake. When to stop, the operator has the final say.

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Disappointed people always find unfortunate people to express their incomplete kindness, cover up their so-called indifference to what they have lost, and then satisfy the victims' spiritual begging for personality! In other words, face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude!

Chapter 3 1 .................................. 285

Lu Peiming realized that he had reassured Cong Decheng that this topic had to be cut off. Going on may choke water, so he wants to avoid reality and talk about gossip, which has to interest Cong Decheng, otherwise the atmosphere will dry up.

Chapter 32 .............................. 296

If you are a senior figure, you can stand by, chatter, talk and laugh before or after the meeting, and love someone and never leave the meeting. This is the stunt of an awesome character, playing music, posing and taking pies at any time!