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Urgent, we need funny cross talk from the armed police force! Hope to provide a theme! ! thank you
Yo, I'm little X. What have you been up to recently?
Hey, it's nothing. I haven't seen your father since I played chess. How is he?
Thanks to you, it is still strong.
So is your father.
. B: Yes.
Yes, I used to play chess with your father.
B: That's right.
A: Once I played chess, I was left with only one scholar, and your father was left with only one elephant. . .
B: Is that a disagreement?
A: yes, me too, but your father quit and had to go on?
B: Ah, how do I get off?
A: Hehe, your father has an idea. What idea?
Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?"
B: I have never heard of it!
A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and so did my taxi. Your father regards his elephant as me, and I regard my taxi as your father. . . Your father is like me, I am like your father, your father is like me, I am like your father, your father is like me, and your father is like me.
Your father is like me, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father. . . . . . . . . Later, you and I stole your father's image. Now your father can't look like me, so I am your father.
I'm your grandfather! !
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