I feel so upset...can you tell me a few jokes?

1. Let me tell you a little story!

The beginning is scary, the middle is funny, and the ending is sad. Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died! ! ~

2. A man and a woman were in emergency on the train and went to the toilet at the same time. The man said to the woman: Sister, let me go first!

I can’t hold it anymore. The woman made a plea that was close to asking for help: Brother, let me go first!

At least you still have something to pinch, my legs are sore.

3. get out of class is over, and the teacher walks in front. It seemed that his butt was itchy, so he scratched his butt through his pants. The students behind him were trying not to laugh. The teacher seemed to have discovered something, so he put the hand scratching his butt in front of his nose and smelled it.