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Long story daquan
A collection of novels 1: the legend of the hero of the tobacco pipe
Three miles south of Sizhou, there is a village called Kujiazhai, which is a well-known Kung Fu village. There are 100 Ku families living in this village. Men and women like to dance with guns and stick, and everyone can play? Cool family? .
According to legend? Cool family? This is a set of stick techniques founded by ancestor Ku Zhong Jun. Actually, Ku Zhong Jun's surname is not Ku. He was a member of Wei Qing, a general of the Western Han Dynasty. He made many meritorious deeds in the battle against Xiongnu in the north. Later, because he was wounded by an arrow, he was appointed by the court to an important vault on the outskirts of Chang 'an, and he became the head of the vault. Because he was law-abiding, loyal to his duties, and kept the treasury for more than 20 years, the money and grain in the state treasury never suffered any losses, so he was repeatedly commended by the court and praised by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty? General guarding the library? Title, and give? Library? Last name as a reward.
It is not easy to guard the imperial treasury. In the dark and windy night, thieves often patronize, but in the event of famine, refugees, hungry people and bandits attack almost every night, including many fugitives.
At first, Ku Zhong Jun killed all the intruders according to Han's law, but later, his mind changed. He felt that on the battlefield of attacking Xiongnu in the north, it was a last resort for the enemy and us to meet each other with swords and guns. But now it is in Chang 'an, the capital of Dahan, and most of the time we are faced with unarmed hungry people. They just take desperate measures to survive.
So, Ku Zhong Jun asked the imperial court to set aside food money for the relief of the hungry people to help those who had unbearable lives. At the same time, he persuaded his officers and men to throw away swords, spears and halberds and use sticks as weapons, so that the invading thieves and hungry people would stop killing and only intimidate and drive away.
Moreover, Ku Zhong Jun also created a set of teaching drills of cudgel, and constantly improved the routine of cudgel in actual combat, making it a cudgel with both offensive and defensive skills. This is called? Cool family? .
With the change of time, Ku family members have been migrating in the years of war-torn dynasties, but no matter where they go and migrate, the sticks in their hands are still clenched, and the ancestral Ku family sticks are still practiced from time to time and passed down from generation to generation.
In the early years of Qing Dynasty, a branch of Ku family came to the foot of Sun Mountain in the south of Sizhou, where a village was built and gradually formed. This is Gujiazhai.
In the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China, Ku Dakuan, a martial arts expert named Ku Dakuan, was born in Gujiazhai. He is also a direct descendant of Gujiazhou's stick technique and is a well-known forbidden kingdom. One year, Ku Dakuan went to town to participate in the county coach championship, and he played a five-foot club beautifully, sweeping his opponent all the way to the final. I don't want to get into big trouble in the final, but my opponent is big and round, and he is as strong as an ox. What is his nickname? Sai Li Kui jy? The two axes make the wind shout, and the strength is beyond the expectation of the library width. In the martial arts field, the two men went all out and played inextricably, but after dozens of rounds, Ku Dakuan found the flaw of his opponent.
However, just as he was looking for an opportunity to subdue his opponent, Sai Li Kui jy? Suddenly, the two axes were combined into one, and then held high. A trick? Axe chopping Mount Tai? , to the best of my life, to the library wide cut will come down, library wide hand quick eye, hurriedly greeted with a stick in both hands, the result? Click? With a crunchy sound, the jujube stick in his hand was cut in two. Kudakuan was shocked and was about to bow down and lost. Don't you want to? Sai Li Kui jy? I was red-eyed, and I grabbed the dancing double axe again, which was fatal.
This fellow is so unkind. He stepped back step by step, full of danger. There was nothing he could do, but he found that his pipe was still tied behind his waist, so he pulled it out. Sai Li Kui jy? Playing around, taking aim, moving, dodging, hiding, right? Sai Li Kui jy? The wrist of his right hand struck a hookah hard, and the result was? Sai Li Kui jy? A hatchet in the right hand? What time? Fell to the ground with a bang.
One move worked, and Ku Kuan's spirit turned from defending to attacking, and seized it? Sai Li Kui jy? Physical exhaustion, slow movement, careless in the battle with one hand and one axe, waving the pipe in his hand, pointing east and west, pointing up and down, smack? Knocked? Sai Li Kui jy? I fainted, and after a while, there were five or six green bags on my forehead. Finally, I had to throw away the axe and run out of the martial arts school, covering my head. In this way, Ku Dakuan won the first place in the county coach competition with a long-stemmed Chinese pipe bag. Him? A pipe hero? Nicknames also spread.
Unexpectedly, a tobacco pouch can also be used as a weapon, and it is so handy to use. When the library was wide and surprised, he began to study tobacco bags carefully. He found that if the length and weight of the tobacco pouch are increased by using hard materials, and the tobacco pouch tied to the tobacco pouch pole is improved and utilized, then the tobacco pouch will be a good weapon with both offensive and defensive functions.
First of all, the hookah can knock, hook and block the opponent's fierce attack; Secondly, the tobacco pouch tied to the tobacco pouch pole can be used as a soft weapon of the whip, which can whip and entangle the opponent, and at the same time disturb the opponent's sight, thus creating a containment.
Therefore, Kudakuan had a tobacco bag customized for the drought. Moreover, according to Kudakuan's stick style and the modeling characteristics of the tobacco pouch, Kudakuan created a set of tobacco pouch kung fu, which he often took out to practice alone in the dead of night. After a few years, the kung fu of the large and wide tobacco pouch became more and more perfect, and the length and weight of the tobacco pouch were finally determined after several improvements. However, Ku Dakuan, who has always been low-key, kept his mouth shut about this set of pipe-smoking kung fu. He refused to show it to others easily. He usually only plays a few tricks on holidays to open his disciples' eyes, because he knows that his pipe skill has not been tested in actual combat, and its defects and deficiencies need to be further discovered and improved. It's a pity that the triennial county coaching championship was abandoned because of the chaos, otherwise I will definitely participate in the coaching championship again to test my own set of smoking skills.
Ten years later, bandits broke out in the south of Sizhou due to the corruption and incompetence of the government. More than 50 bandits are entrenched in Shizhu Mountain at the junction of Henan and Hubei. They often gang up, rob houses, rape and plunder, and the people are miserable. What is the name of the bandit leader? Iron arhat? I used to use two ghost-headed broadswords, killing people without blinking an eye, and my kung fu is very good. In order to prevent bandits and ensure the safety of the village, Gujiazhai people set up an organization called? Gu Jia Zhai An Min Hui? He practiced stick skills hard, protected the village from bandits, and provided security and bodyguard services for large families nearby, which was praised by local people. And the library is big and wide, and it's done? An Minhui? Coach. Because? An Minhui? Low fees, safe and thoughtful service, has never been lost since its establishment, so after one year, Hui? Fame, door-to-door visits, contact business people in an endless stream, almost every day.
? An Minhui? In the spring of the second year of its establishment, the magistrate of Sizhou sent a Wang to Gujiazhai and read the right draft he drafted. Gu Jia Zhai An Min Hui? Letter of commendation, praise? An Minhui? He made positive efforts and great contributions to maintaining peace on one side, and he was rewarded on the spot? An Minhui? Fifty taels of silver. Finally, the governors handed the personal letter from the governor to Kudakuan.
Off the chief, library wide opened the letter:
? Master Gu:
When I read the letter, Guangdong and Guangxi suffered a hundred years of drought last year. The imperial court ordered me to raise 8200 taels of silver for disaster relief in Sizhou County, and make it arrive in Guangzhou within one month.
It turns out that the county grandfather raised 8.2 thousand silver for disaster relief and wanted to invite Kudakuan and his family? An Minhui? Hand in hand, escort to Guangzhou. The county magistrate said that if Ku Dakuan was willing to work for the imperial court, he would rescue the starving people in the south from the mire in 2008 and escort the relief money safely to Guangzhou. He thanked Kudakuan on behalf of the government. After the job was done, he decided to hold a banquet in Zuixian Pavilion in Sizhou City to meet Kudakuan and others in person. If Ku Dakuan refuses to work for the government and refuses this job, he will also understand and respect Ku Dakuan's choice. After reading this letter, Ku Dakuan's heart is full of surprises, but at the same time, it is a bit heavy. The surprise is that he can work for the government with his own kung fu and is very kind. At the same time, he can also take this opportunity to visit experts along the way to show and verify his original set of pipe kung fu. What is heavy is a long way to go. If something goes wrong, how can he afford it?
That night, Kudakuan tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. After repeated thinking and weighing, he decided to agree to the request of the county grandfather and take over the escort work. So early the next morning, he took five disciples with excellent kung fu and hurried to Sizhou County. Grandfather Xian was very happy to see Ku's generous life. The next day, Kudakuan and his party took two carriages, loaded two boxes of sealed silver and set off with the help of five officials. They went all the way south, and a few days later they came to a place called Hongtu Valley in Hubei. Hongtu Valley is a natural deep valley, 35 feet wide, 34 miles long and about two feet deep. There are towering trees on both sides and weeds in the forest. Hongtu Valley is not a quiet place, but it is also the only place where Ku Dakuan and his party go south to Guangzhou. To be on the safe side, before the silver carriage entered the red clay valley, Kudakuan ordered two disciples to explore back and forth in the valley on foot. After confirming that there was nothing unusual, they trotted through the valley in a carriage. They don't want to just go to the middle of the red clay valley and hear the rumbling sound. A dozen logs tied with ropes rolled down from the banks on both sides of the valley, tightly blocking their way.
Long story 2: Whose love kite is it?
She likes to wear high heels, no matter how inconvenient.
She likes to wear skirts. Even if she wears skirts, she should be careful on some occasions.
She likes chocolate ice cream, even if sometimes she can't stand it.
She likes to drink a cup of strong coffee at midnight, although coffee sometimes keeps her awake.
She likes to listen to lyric songs before going to bed, and even if she is often overwhelmed by listening to songs, it is difficult to fall asleep.
She actually prefers a person and misses a man. She is calm on the surface, but she is very emotional inside.
But emotionally, her love is in her heart and her feelings are elsewhere. Perhaps, emotional people are a little afraid to choose, like, but afraid, so they hesitate and dare not act rashly. Maybe that's how a relationship is missed.
She is familiar with life, for example, she knows what kind of coffee suits her best, what kind of steak tastes best, where there are famous snacks in this city and which brand of clothes is more intimate.
But for feelings, she is still a novice, and she doesn't know how to choose, let alone how to grasp. Just like how to do the best thing for herself, she has always been confused. Even though people often praise her for her beauty, she still feels ugly.
She is 1.63 meters tall, wearing 7 cm high heels and miniskirts, with beautiful legs, good figure, graceful and charming. I don't know how many people have been charmed. However, she still has no confidence in herself. In fact, what she wants is not everyone's eyes. She only wants to win a person's heart, and never part.
And this person, but not yet. Did he miss the flight or take the wrong flight?
She can only wait slowly, waiting for a promise about eternity.
She has an unpleasant, very masculine name, Wang Shengnan.
Therefore, she often doesn't want others to know her name, which is very rustic and makes people ashamed to export.
two
He likes the atmosphere of western restaurants, but he often eats fast food in food stalls with bare arms.
He likes coffee, but he often drinks cold boiled water. Sometimes, he can't even drink cold boiled water, but only tap water.
He, who likes cars, is very concerned about famous cars. Although he has a few treasures, he rides a broken motorcycle.
He likes famous brands, but he often wears a bargain of more than 100 yuan.
He likes to stay at home, but he walks on the road. He often gets up early in the morning, gets dark in the ravine, and sunns without asking for a tan.
He likes women and wants to talk about a love, but there are always men around him.
He really wants to get rid of being single and find a woman, not just to vent, but to find a home.
His goal is very clear, find a suitable woman, don't drag your feet, and register for marriage if you like.
However, the nature of his job, he knows that even if he finds a woman, he will still live separately, and I don't know which woman can stand it.
Many women don't like his job. Even though his income is good, he keeps walking on the road, which makes women feel insecure.
Only when a woman is dizzy will she choose this kind of man walking on the road.
Do women faint? He looks forward to such a woman.
He is only 1.66 meters tall. He is a third-degree disabled person. He likes to wear sports shoes. He needs to wear dirty work clothes. His name is not masculine or feminine. His name is Chen Xiaoxiao, but he is a man.
Although he falls asleep as soon as he lies down every night, he often thinks about such a question, when can I have a woman, a suitable woman, who does not seek beauty, but asks her to accompany me for a lifetime.
This woman, where is she? Is she on her way here?
three
Wang, a tacky name, but he is qualified to take such a name.
Wang is a standard rich second generation. He doesn't have to be an office worker, Rainbow Sheng Nan, sitting at his desk pouring tea and water, getting a manicure when he is bored, and he doesn't have to go out to eat in the wind and rain like Chen Xiaoxiao. Wang can make a difference with a little thinking.
Wang, who likes eating and drinking, runs a coffee shop. He may not make money, but he enjoys singing every night.
Wang He is a classmate, and we know each other because Wang is the boyfriend of our best friend. Wang Shengnan is envious that his best friend has found a good husband. As for the future, although I can't see it, it is also a beautiful thing to enjoy the present.
However, if it was Wang Shengnan, she would never choose such a playboy. She is not a material woman. Although she also needs money, what she needs more is stability, love and commitment, which can help her find strength and dependence.
I went home, went back to the city, and met at Wang's Yuelai Cafe.
The brightness of the two bulbs is enough to make the king radiant and very natural and unrestrained.
Chen Xiaoxiao, who often eats roadside stalls, clumsily eats western food and drinks coffee, feeling that the villagers are in the city. Wang Shengnan is familiar with this, but he is so scared that he feels like going to the Hongmen banquet. I can only hear the voices of the king, the king and the king, but I despise them in my heart. I don't like Wang, I don't like Wang.
Wang talked, but he didn't know that rice, oil and salt were expensive, which made him very unhappy who was struggling for food and clothing.
Therefore, the sooner such a party ends, the better. No matter how bright the light bulb is, it will also illuminate others and destroy itself.
It is estimated that both of them are a little tired and want to enjoy themselves. Please take it home when the party is over.
This is what Wang Shengnan and Chen Xiaoxiao are eager to do, so they should leave and go out at once.
On the way, they criticized the king as if they were brothers in the same trench.
This is how they met. Of course, at that moment, Chen Xiaoxiao didn't think about what kind of person Wang Shengnan wanted to be, and Wang Shengnan didn't take Chen Xiaoxiao seriously at all. At least in height, he is shorter than himself.
Long story 3: cry quickly, or you will be poked in the spine.
Father's heavy voice came from the phone: Your uncle is gone. Go home quickly! ?
? Which uncle? I haven't recovered for a while.
There was a brief silence at the other end of the phone, and then thunder rolled in: you are the top five in Shanghe Store! Come back quickly and don't miss the night credits. ? (Prison on credit: that is, the temple, which means to inform the land Lord that someone in his family has died and ask him to receive it well in the underworld. ) My father's voice suddenly rose.
Five uncles are my father's uncles and brothers. Our two houses are 50 miles apart. He is old and paralyzed for many years, and we haven't seen each other several times. During the Spring Festival, my father broke his fingers and counted all the old people alive, including Uncle Wu. He sighed: He got a lot of money again. ?
Father's annual wedding and funeral is at least 2000 yuan, but his family's annual income is 7000 yuan. So what can we do? In rural areas, reputation and face are sometimes even more important than life.
? However, I have a meeting to speak tomorrow. ? I muttered to myself.
? Tell your leader? Mourning is like putting out a fire? , is the emperor Lao zi and three poor relatives! ? The old man is unhappy again. Slowly, he sighed again. Don't forget your roots! ?
I can understand my father's enthusiasm for weddings and funerals. Their generation has experienced poverty and hunger, and they are in their fifties and sixties, still working hard on the yellow land like silent oxen. My father has been working in the fields since he was thirteen years old, dragging his three sisters. From building a house to getting married to watering and plowing, which one didn't survive with the help of his family?
To be a man, you have to talk about your personal feelings.
As soon as she entered Wu Bo's yard, her daughter-in-law began to cry. But when I got off the bus just now, she was still smiling.
According to the local custom, people who come to pay their respects must make a loud noise when they enter the door, so that people in the room can know that someone is coming.
Crying at this time has nothing to do with weakness, on the contrary, it is a standard to test whether the younger generation is filial. In everyone's eyes, whether you are sensible or not depends on whether you cry on this occasion.
The door is getting closer, but I just can't cry. Uncle Wu's voice and smile, nothing remains in my memory, only one voice keeps ringing in my mind: cry, cry, or someone will poke your spine. ?
I was so anxious that a sweat broke out on my back. Suddenly, I remembered my childhood friend, a yellow dog. That year, the county organized a dog fight, and the adults couldn't catch my rhubarb. My father praised me as a good boy and told me to put a rope buckle around the dog's neck, so I obediently did it. But as soon as those people take the rope, they will drag the dog away.
The dog has been struggling, so they quickly turned around and threw it up. I saw the yellow dog's eyes staring and his tongue sticking out. When he circled in the air, he rushed over crying like crazy, but was hugged by his mother. Thinking of my childhood weakness, anger and guilt, I knelt by Wu Bo's bed and burst into tears.
The people in the room looked at me with envy. They blinked at each other. Sister-in-law quickly moved to Mazha, and everyone gradually put away their sad voices, sat around the bed and began to greet each other.
Father pushed the door and came in. When acquaintances meet, a lot of compliments are inevitable, but this time my father came in and got new compliments? Your son is a dutiful son!
Everyone described in detail what they had just seen, and my father's face gradually turned red. But in front of everyone, he still scolded me: I have been talking to your buddy. Go and see your aunt. ?
When I met my aunt, she grabbed my hand and asked me questions kindly. Suddenly, she asked with concern, haven't you installed your shoes yet? According to the custom in the village, the younger generation of the deceased should wear hemp Dai Xiao, right? Wearing a white cloth hat on his head, a straw rope around his waist and white cloth shoes on his feet. But I wear hundreds of leather shoes, and I can't bear to sew white cloth one by one.
Aunt's mouth was half open, waiting for my answer. ? Don't bother. There are white sneakers at home. I will wear them tomorrow. ? I said politely.
? It is out of the question. How can a dutiful son leave the village on credit without putting on his shoes? If you don't wear shoes, you will be laughed at. ? At the critical moment, the second son of Hongjie's family came out to clear the way. He shook his aunt's leg and said, Grandma, Uncle Ci is wearing leather shoes, which broke as soon as he got on the horse. Ma Laosan's father died in the backyard, and his family Hadron went back to prison on credit. Isn't it also framed? Just don't miss the official funeral the day after tomorrow. ? Now that there is a precedent in the village, the aunt is silent.
? This is on credit! ? Just listen to the big boss shouted outside, and everyone immediately began to run out in teams.
There are also people with tables, chairs and buckets in their hands. The shopkeeper quickly pushed open the door and put his arm around the eldest brother. Others followed them and filed out. After crossing the gate, everyone picked up a funeral stick from the corner and walked along the village street after leaving the yard.
Watching people in the village filled the terraces on both sides in the dark. No one spoke, only heard the friction of mourning when everyone walked.
? On credit? The ceremony began.
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