The lyrics of the funny song sung by Tony Leung Ka Fai and Leslie Cheung in "East and West"

The one the poster watched is the Yunnan dialect version, so there is "Zhaotong Handsome Guy" Luo.

Because the original version of the movie has two paragraphs, this one is still two paragraphs, but the lyrics have been changed:

The first paragraph (the original version is Ge Zai Liang, the Mandarin version is Handsome Boy You are so handsome ), the music used for this is "Sweet Honey", and the lyrics are: Sexy, you smile so sexy, everyone looks sexy when they see me. That includes you. When looking for a beautiful woman, you don’t have to worry at all. My beauty makes Maggie Cheung mad. Ah, I am a beauty. Ah, so beautiful. Beauty, beauty, I like you. Blessing is you. Blessing. Sign, agree, and register as a customer immediately. I love you no matter how you like it. People who don't love me will be struck by lightning. Become permanently disabled. Ah, I agree.

The lyrics of the second paragraph (the original version is from Shuang Feiyan) are:

Little sister, you are so beautiful. It smells like milk fan all over my body. You really have good taste. The smell of milk makes you drool. Good sister, no matter what flavor it is. Whenever I see you I feel like committing a crime. (Don’t say that.) I was shaking and mentally shattered. (Don’t say that.) You have a steel body and a sexy mouth. Get a room, I want to sleep with you. Just sleep wherever you want and see who is afraid of whom. Go to sleep and wait for me to spread SUI. After peeing, go to bed and cover yourself with a quilt. Ouch, please put on a quilt. Little WAI (third tone) guy, listen to me, I am the most handsome guy in Zhaotong. I think it's a casserole for cooking rice noodles. I dare say he is a handsome guy. Don't shake me. Ah, don't talk nonsense. You can't find a handsome guy like me. Is it true? GAI? I am a young boy who is persistent in love. Is it true? GAI? Marry me and you will definitely have a happy life. This life is destined to be a nest. We are a brood, like a nest of sparrows. Needless to say, don’t take regret medicine. Can't even shake it off. Be a lovebird. Oops, the two of us are in love with each other.

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In Yunnan dialect, "nee" means "of". "Ge" is a general interrogative tone. "Ke" means "to go".

SUI is "urine". GAI is a general interrogative mood. Zizi means handsome boy. "Sprayed steel" means very powerful and very good. Uh-huh, generally used to express surprise. WAI goods are very bad people or things. Rice noodles and milk fans are both very famous in Yunnan.

If you don’t understand anything in the dialect, you can ask me.