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20 1 1 What are the funniest jokes? (Know in advance)

20 1 1 funniest joke, absolutely funny, full of laughter, classic sentence!

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1, money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

2. Diamonds last forever, but one goes bankrupt.

3, water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge.

4, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female.

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

6. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

7. If the tree is not peeled, it will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

8. SAO belongs to SAO, SAO has SAO chastity; Cheap means cheap, and cheap means cheap dignity.

Debut at the age of 9 or 0, 10 makes progress every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, he is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, he is popular everywhere. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

10, when you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

1 1. Stand higher and pee farther.

12, in a few decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You are a pile, I am a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

13, I met a MM signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

14, met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

15, I met an Laoshan signature: ugly women are more troublesome, and black buns eat more food.

16, met our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed).

17, I met a writer's signature: it may or may not look like it.

18, I met a lover's signature: I can keep my word, and the person I like has to change every day.

19, met the sleeping king in the class. Personality signature: three points full in the morning, three points full in the middle and six points full after dinner.

20, we hope to fly in heaven, two birds are one, I want to be a pig in the same circle!

2 1, don't worry, I have no appetite when I see you, let alone talk about sexual desire!

22, chop it up.-Do you want a piece?

I think I would like it if I came later in the morning.

I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

25. Life is so fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

26. Buddha said, "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you can only pass once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

27, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

28. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

29. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

30, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

3 1, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

32, guest officer, please respect yourself, the little girl only sells herself, not entertainers.

33. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

34. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

35. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"

36, want a small MM, * * * with irrigation; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.