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Talk about boredom

1. What were Li Shizhen’s last words after his death? Damn it, this grass is poisonous!

2. Why is there a reminder when I add a friend but not when someone deletes me as a friend? Because Tencent doesn’t want to make you sad.

3. [Every inch of the pain you give is tailor-made for me.]

4. I also want to close my eyes and feel you beside me instead of empty as the sea< /p>

5. Don’t worry, don’t linger, just walk away without looking back

6. You stand in the middle of the wave, silently closing your eyes

7. [ Watch with me one more time when you love me]

8. It’s not that I’m still ignorant, I’m just afraid of being too mature

9. Whenever someone praises me for being a quiet girl, I They all miss these stupid humans...

10. How many old love stories should be told to the newlyweds

11. Will you attend my wedding in the future? I only attend your funeral.

12. I have been changing my role among all kinds of people

13. First love is the puppy love in the eyes of adults. What we think is true love.

14. Maybe you are a very warm person, not because of who I am

15. Missing is a disease. When you left, I was already terminally ill and there was no cure. Save

16. I travel alone through the sea of ????people, but I can’t redeem you who was kidnapped by time

17. Not having a partner does not mean that no one wants it, the main reason is that you are too beautiful and others think you are. It is pursued by thousands of people.

18. Thank you for hypocrisy suddenly becoming sincere, thank you for lies suddenly becoming true

19. May you be loved by many people, if not, may you learn tolerance in loneliness.

20. In fact, I know that in your eyes I am very bad. This will never change, no matter how good I become.

21. The reason for taking the screenshot is that I know that I will never be able to do it again. You may have heard such words

Twenty-two. When you are old and beautiful, who will remember the oath of each other? The gains and losses of those youthful years have long been a thing of the past.

23. I live in the sea, like to travel, like the dark, hate light, sleepiness, love and incompetence, boring talk, boring talk

1. I silently listened to how easy it was for you and her, I am so heartbroken that I have nowhere to express my sadness.

2. My dear, if you have enough of pretending to be a lady around him, come back. .

3. Why can’t my bad habit of forgetting things help me forget you?

4. Is love the spiritual opium, or is it a boring pastime at the end of the world?

5. Don’t come to me when you are in trouble, okay? Don’t say you miss me when you are bored, okay? Don’t be like my grandson when you need me, okay? Don’t do it in front of me

6. The motherland has not yet been reunified, but I am bored during the holidays and feel ashamed!

7. - I cherish everyone who has commented on what I said. - Because no one will be bored and care about your mood. . .

8. Except for missing you, the rest of the time is replaced by being in a daze.

9. No matter how boring the time is in life, it is also a limited edition.

10. How many people want to see if the second season of Where Are We Going, Dad is still the same cast?

11. My signature was changed for you, but you will never understand .

12. The start of school is supposed to get rid of the boring summer vacation, but the thought of not being in the same class as my best friend makes me want to cry

13. When I am bored, I like to take out my mobile phone Look at the time, then unlock it and flip through a few menu pages. Lock the screen and put it back in your trouser pocket.

14. Homework flows against the current and becomes a river, and papers overflow.

15. Don’t come to me when you’re in trouble. Don’t say you miss me when you’re bored. Don’t play tricks on me but behind your back. I'm sick, okay?

16. Vacation equals boredom, and class equals suffering.

17. iamusuallyprettybored. I usually feel bored.

18. When I am bored, I crazily want to lie down in front of the computer, and wait until I do. . . What should I do

19. Behind every successful man stands at least one great woman, who is either a mother or a wife.

20. The upgraded version of a friend is a lover, and the advanced version of a lover is a stranger.

21. From childhood to adulthood, I have never completely used an eraser. It wasn't cut by myself when I was bored or pricked with a pen. Just lost it.

22. I will live well and wait until he loves me next time. 2. I am not like the person I used to be. I want real freedom. 3. The reality of life and the cruelty of death. 4. The highest state of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone, chewing snacks, and watching TV. 5. When you are bored, you will find yourself hungry. 6. Maybe I'm a little boring, often...

23. Boring people do boring things, say boring things, and think about boring people.

24. Some people come to you because they are bored, so they are destined to be just passers-by; some people come to you because they are used to it, so they are destined to be everything to you.

25. Life is a mass of desires. If desires cannot be satisfied, it will be painful, and if they are satisfied, it will be boring. Life swings between pain and boredom.

26. A few roses, a karaoke, and the sweet words from your mouth, I was bribed like this, boring, Valentine's Day is just such a tacky day.

27. The highest state of boredom is turning on the TV, pressing the phone, chewing snacks, and looking at the computer.

28. Are there any children like me who count visitors out of boredom to see if they are there?

29. If I endure it for two more months, it will be another lovely winter vacation, hahaha.

30. The signatures I have issued have never exceeded three digits.

31. If you like me, please tell me and I will chase you.

32. I am glad that there were so many people even though I met a lot of dogs.

33. I barely managed to smile, but I also wanted to let you see the last trace of pride.

34. There is a hair on my left index finger!

35. These days, I am embarrassed to tell others that school is on holiday without dozens of test papers in hand.

36. Can I go back to junior high school, my precious student days?

37. Don’t give up on the people who are with you now just because of the novelty,

< p> 38. I really feel that you have no shortcomings except that you are very popular with girls and you don’t love me.

39. When you are bored, you like to take out your phone and look at the time, then unlock it and flip a few pages. Menu. Lock the screen and put it back in your trouser pocket. Is it you!

40. I just want to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall! 2. As a typical failure, you are actually very successful. 3. The sole purpose of government existence is for the public happiness. 4. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face immediately. 5. Then, I will give you a destiny, and we only met because of destiny. 6...

41. Real happiness is achieved bit by bit and accumulated day by day. Don't hurt the people who like you, and don't let the people you like get hurt.

42. When I am bored, I want to go online, but I am even more bored when I go online. 2. I have paranoia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, autism, boredom, claustrophobia, trypophobia, borderline phobia, school phobia, class fear, and teacher phobia. 3. Boring days pass day by day. 4. Dear young man, please remember that when we were fourteen years old, we looked clear and thought...

43. When I am bored, I will take my mobile phone to see if you are online.

44. I am just a toy. I use it to relieve my boredom. When I am done with it, I throw it aside.

45. I never look for you out of boredom. I look for you just to show that I miss you very much at this moment.

46. Every student will say an earth-shattering sentence: Why, when? What about after class?

47. Don’t think of me until you are lonely and bored

48. Sure enough, there is a kind of "thinking of funny jokes in your heart but it turns out to be boring when you tell them" Special abilities

49. I’m not afraid of death anymore, so I’m still bored hiding in some corner.

50. Every time I talk to you about topics that even I find boring, it’s just because I want to talk to you more.

51. Am I your most beloved? People - I am not someone you deserve to love. Li Daimo, don’t be bored...

52. I used to like someone, but when he leaves, everything related to him is painful

53. I am watching the news During the hookup, the sound is not turned on, just to see if there is anyone whose nose hairs are exposed.

54. Often when you are sad, the person who comforts you by your side and chats with you when you are bored is not your boyfriend but your own innocent Lan Yan’s talk about boredom

55. Sometimes alienating someone is not about hating someone, but rather liking them too much. 2. I also like others when they are like you occasionally. 3. It’s not that I don’t care about some things, but what if I care? 4. Do you know? The bangs are left to block tears. 5. Are you still afraid of heavy rain? Do you still have short hair? 6. Toxic...

56. Lonely people will never say they are lonely. Only boring people will look for trouble.

57. You'd better learn to deal with your boredom properly, find something meaningful to do, and try to minimize the time when you are bored to the point of panic. Cultivate some hobbies and have a lot of things you want to do with great interest. These things do not have to be done alone. You can also invite friends to go together and enjoy life together instead of wasting it. Thinking of others when you are bored may seem like love, dependence, and respect on the surface, but in fact, it is also unfair to others.

58. Bored mother, crying in her arms: Bored to death...

59. You will find me to accompany you when you are bored, to accompany you to watch your favorite channel

60. I don’t want things that don’t belong to me. I don't care about things that are not given to me sincerely.

61. When we are doing things, we regard busyness as tiredness; when we have nothing to do, we regard relaxation as boredom

62. I will follow you in the dark, so don’t worry about it. Throw away my hand when it's light

63. During summer vacation, I stay at home every day, not knowing what to do. I'm so bored and my parents always nag me and hear scolding from time to time.

64. It’s so boring. Is there anyone more boring than me?

65. After the holiday, the top students are working on hard problems, the top students are working on homework, and the bad students are working on updates.

66. I examine myself three times every day: I have to think about three questions every day, 1. What to eat in the morning? 2. What to eat at lunch? 3. What to eat in the evening?

67. Don't say you are boring, it is just a waste of time, wake up and do what you need to do... 0.0

68. No matter what you do, you are boring, why, because I love you, only When I'm with you, I feel that life is a human life. No matter what I experience with you, I feel happy. I never understood when I fell in love with you, but I just like you. I don't need anything to like you. reasons.

69. The long hair that has been growing for several years can be cut in five minutes, and the knowledge that has been learned for several years can be forgotten as soon as the vacation is over.

70. When chatting with a person, as long as they say "haha", the favorability will immediately drop by %!

71. Just like this inadvertently, time passes and things change. People are not. 2. When I don’t want to wake up, the desk lamp projects only my lonely figure on the wall. 3. Tell others about your love for her. This is a common thing. 4. Because you no longer live in the same world, you don’t know what is happening around him, and you no longer have the same...

72. If it is a relationship, don’t leave, just treat it as a choice not to leave. is a person.

73. Don’t come to me when you’re in trouble, okay? Don’t say you miss me when you’re bored, okay? Don’t be like my grandson when you need me, okay? Don’t have a heart in front of me

74. Loneliness means that others don’t care about you; loneliness means that you don’t want to care about others; boredom means that you are thinking about others; emptiness means that no one is thinking about you.

75. People who are eagerly waiting for your reply to text messages are either bored or they really love you. 2. In life, no matter how boring the time is, it is still a limited edition. . . 3. I am bored at home during the winter vacation and want to go out to play, but I am seriously short of money! 4. The person who comforts you when you are sad, and chats with you when you are bored is not your boyfriend but your simple blue face...

76. Don’t be in trouble Come to me when you're bored, okay? Don't say you miss me when you're bored, okay? Don't play with your mind behind my back in front of me, okay? I feel sick, do you know?

77. I have delusional disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and loneliness. syndrome, boredom, second-hand syndrome, claustrophobia, trypophobia, borderline phobia, fear of class

78. I recently read a book that teaches people to forget, and I benefited a lot. The title of the book is forgettable. , and the content has been forgotten.

79. Don’t come to me when you are bored, that will make me look redundant.

80. I am a bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart and a rogue!

81. Old film is like a heart-pounding old love song;

82. Dear friends, if you are bored, why not go on a date with me?

83. Lovers always say a lot of boring things and do boring things. Happiness is having someone to accompany you when you are bored. It is rare that neither of you feels bored.

84. Are you happy during the holidays? There is only pleasure, no joy.

85. Keep those boring promises to yourself.

86. How long will our secret be hidden from her?

87. I never look for you out of boredom, I look for you just to show that I am thinking of you at this moment

88. Slowly get used to living alone, just living alone;

89. Sometimes life is like a computer, it will crash if it crashes, and there is no need to discuss. 2. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves and being deceived by others. 3. Women, you must learn to protect yourself. It doesn’t matter if others don’t love you. At least you still have yourself. 4. If you can’t keep something, you should let it go and give it freedom. 5. Some people say they don’t care, but they still can’t help but go...

90. I didn’t want to leave you so many messages, but my computer is stuck.

91. When buying roasted sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what kind of stuffing they are

92. When you are in someone else’s bed, don’t forget that I taught you the posture

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93. Birds are fine during the day and birds are fine at night. It's boring enough! 2. Alas, vacation is also a kind of pain...but I just like to be in pain like this. 3. Hey, it’s time to start school again after the holidays. 4. Homework flows against the current and becomes a river, and papers overflow. 5. Yesterday, my classmate asked me if I had done my homework. I said, I only had a few days off, what should I write for...

94. Apply for another account: When you are bored, you can chat with yourself. When you are sad, you can talk to yourself.

95. Time always flies so fast on the computer. When I turn off the computer, I feel bored and time passes very slowly.

96. I am getting more and more bored now. Pregnant women who are grounded during pregnancy are not as bored as me.

97. The biggest self-abandonment is not knowing why to pass the time with boredom

98. [Since I was a child, I have never used a piece of eraser completely. Either I cut it when I was bored or pricked it with a pen, or I lost it. 】 The child in question

99. No matter how good the shower gel is, the mistakes made by a woman’s lower body cannot be cleaned clean

100. Love is like the Spring Festival Gala, which becomes more and more lively every year. I am more boring than I have been in a year. Let’s talk about boredom

1. It’s so boring when you ignore me, so boring, really boring.

2. When you are bored, turn on the computer, open Kugou, open QQ, and continue to be bored.

3. I took a 2-hour math class in a row, and it bored me to death!

4. In life, no matter how boring the time is, it is boring. They are all limited edition

5. I am bored, idle and shameless.

6. It’s such a boring Chinese Valentine’s Day. The sun is so bright and I didn’t see the meteor shower last night. It’s so funny.

7. I’m so bored that I repeatedly turn on and off friend groups. , see if those people are on, and think about whether to say a few words?

8. Why the hell does he hang up Tencent QQ all day long? Who deserves me to hang up such a boring thing!!

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9. During the holidays, I am too bored at home and always want to go back to school, but as soon as I return to school, I really want to go home.

10. Suddenly there is no roll of paper to write on, so boring.

11. Am I her substitute? Did you come to me when you were bored? If you have her, will you forget about me?

12. Looking forward to the beauty of the finale, but the finale is always the best Boring

13. The person who is eagerly waiting for your text message is either boring or really loves you

14. Many times, after being bored for a long time, you no longer feel bored. .

15.- Boring dialogue, funny departure. 1. My mouth barely held up a smile, but I also wanted to let you see the last trace of pride.

2. You always know who you want to see most when you are the most bored.

3. Real happiness is achieved bit by bit and accumulated day by day. Don't hurt the people who like you, and don't let the people you like get hurt.

4. Take off the mask of gentleness, and all that remains is a crying face.

5. No matter how boring the time is in life, it is also a limited edition.

6. Time always flies so fast on the computer. When I turn off the computer, I feel bored and time passes very slowly.

7. Some people look for you because they are bored, so they are destined to be just passers-by; some people look for you because they are used to it, so they are destined to be everything to you.

8. You can go anywhere if someone leads you; you can say anything if someone responds. Because it is a matter of two people, even if they are bored, they will become very happy

9. Are there any children like me who count the visitors out of boredom to see if they are there?

10. Music is the best medicine to accompany me through sadness, happiness, loneliness, boredom and sadness.

11. Dinner alone is boring and lonely. Two friends can happily talk about it. Three people can give you courage and comfort your loss

12. School is about to start, and you have to be When the teacher called on me, I had to listen to my mother’s lesson again, and I had to listen to the history teacher’s boring and explicit lesson again

13. If you love me in the next life, I will let you taste the heartache.

14. Like is a kind of request, but love is a kind of giving. Therefore, finding someone who is willing to give to you is true love.

15. Get bored and miss me. Have enough fun and leave. Bored, then disgusted. This is you, isn't it? !

16. Boredom can kill people..

17. The highest state of boredom is: turning on the computer, pressing the phone, and watching TV.

18. The highest state of boredom: turning on the computer, pressing the phone, and watching TV!

19. The highest state of boredom is turning on the TV, pressing the phone, chewing snacks, and looking at the computer.

20. When I am bored, I want to go online, but I am even more bored when I go online.

21. When I am bored, I like to take out my phone and check the time, then unlock it, flip through a few menu pages, lock the screen and put it back in my trouser pocket

22. Go to QQ when I am bored Visit the Friends Secret Area

23. When I am bored, I like to take out my phone and check the time, then unlock it and flip through a few pages of menus. Lock the screen and put it back in your trouser pocket.

24. Boring days pass day by day.

25. Boring people, boring things, boring, I want to talk to you about boring life and boring mood.

26. Boring, everyone has started school.

27. I have delusional disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, autism, boredom, claustrophobia, trypophobia, borderline phobia, school phobia, class phobia, teacher phobia

28. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarrels, but a lifetime of quarrels

29. It’s so boring to be alive now

30. The most boring thing I can think of. Just growing old with you.

31. When we are bored, we will say: Graduation will be in a few months

32. I wish you would not talk about anything between us. Feeling awkward, bored and irritated.

33. I am so bored that writing homework is very exciting.

34. I never look for you out of boredom. I look for you just to show that I am thinking of you at this moment.

35. I admit that I am bored enough to pass your space today. The message board has read all the spaces where every woman has left a message for you. Even if I know you don’t love me

36. I don’t want to be just a friend you think of when you are bored! Boring mood Talk about it: It turns out that boredom is so boring

1. Life is like a long and boring TV series, and those boring plots are often repeated

2. Love is just to pass the time Just a boring pastime.

3. When you are bored, listening to many versions of yourself from others is more interesting than doing anything else.

4. After being bored for a long time, you will gradually get used to it.

5. Boredom is a normal phenomenon in life. It is understandable and there is no need to make a fuss about it.

6. The cold wind in the dark night stirred up boring thoughts, and those scars covered every cell of the body like drizzle.

7. I live a boring life and just hope that I can live a free and easy life alone

8. Boredom invades the human body, like a rolling tide, and people’s reason suddenly becomes pale and weak .

9. Leisure is blessing, but boredom is pain.

10. It turns out that boredom is so boring.

11. Love is like the Spring Festival Gala, which becomes more lively and boring every year.

12. I used to go to QQ when I was bored, but now it is so boring to go to QQ.

13. I am so bored that I have to sleep.

14. Every day is like a copy, with no surprises or accidents

15. Go online and shop on the street. Go online on the street. Shopping, watching TV, and surfing the Internet.

16. When you are bored, you want to surf the Internet, but you are even more bored when you are online.

17. This day passes like a copy.

18. Trembling out of boredom is a very rude behavior.

19. When you can’t read a book, look in the mirror, check your bank card balance, and think about the new marriage law.

20. The mind is extremely empty and the spirit is very boring.