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Sun Tzu's Art of War-Martial Arts Teaching War (1)

Sun Wu is an iron rider, and he is also a man. Sun Tzu's Art of War is found in He Lv, the king of Wu. He said, "I have read all the thirteen chapters. Can I control my army? " Yes: "Yes." He Lv said, "Can you try a woman?" Say, "Yes." So Xu took out beautiful women from the palace and got 180 people. Sun Tzu is divided into two teams, the captain is the favorite Ji, and both of them are holding halberds. The order said, "Do you know your heart and your right hand?" The woman said, "Yes." Sun Tzu said, "Before, you should look at your heart; Left, look at the left hand; Yes, look at the right hand; After that, go back. " The woman said, "Yes." Constraints are not only laid, but also established, that is, repeated orders and five applications. So to the right of the drum, the woman smiled. Sun Tzu said, "If the constraints are unknown and the application is unfamiliar, it will certainly suffer." After repeated appeals, the woman smiled again. Sun Tzu said, "If the constraints are unknown and the application is unfamiliar, it is guilty." What is clear and below the law is also guilty. "I want to ask the captain out. From the stage, the king of Wu saw it and beheaded Aji, which was terrible. The messenger ordered, "I know the general can fight." I'm not the second age, and I don't want to eat it. I hope I won't be beheaded. "Sun Tzu said," Since I was ordered to be a general, I am in the army, and your life will not be affected. "So I beheaded two captains to show partiality. Use the second as the captain, so go back. The woman knelt down left and right, right and left, all of them were quite satisfactory, and no one dared to make any noise. So Sun Tzu's emissary reported to the King: "Since the soldiers are neat, the King can try to observe. Only the king wants to use them, even if he goes through fire and water. " The king of Wu said, "The general should give up. I don't want to go down. Sun Tzu's Art of War says, "Wang Tu is good at his words, but he can't use them in fact. "So he knew that his grandson could fight, and he thought he would. The west broke the strong Chu, entered Ying, and the north and Jin were famous princes, and Sun was strong and Yan.

The main ideas in the Spring and Autumn Period were "benevolence" and "propriety", but Sun Tzu put forward a completely opposite theory. In an environment of "no mourning, no fierceness" (not taking advantage of people's danger, not taking advantage of the death of the other monarch, not taking advantage of the other side's natural disasters to attack others), "soldiers are also cunning" is destined to be different and curious. His ideas reached the ears of He Lv, the king of Wu, and aroused the great interest of the king of Wu. The prince of Wu did not dare to believe this brand-new military thought easily, but he was very tempted. So, he came up with the idea of teaching war in the Wu Palace and gave his grandson what the militarists thought impossible at that time (women going to the battlefield).

However, most of these hundreds of concubines and maids regard Sun Wu's teaching war as a joke, and deliberately do not cooperate with his command to embarrass him. When Sun Wu saw that the maids were making a scene and disobeying orders, he shook his sleeve and said, "I am not clear about the restraint and I am not familiar with the application. I should be punished. In other words, people who know the law will commit official crimes. (The instructions are not clear, which is my fault as a general. "But you didn't follow the instructions clearly, and this is your sin. Ordered people to execute the two concubines who had the most fun.

The king of Wu was frightened and quickly stopped him: "I know the general can fight." I'm not this lucky guy. I don't know the taste. I hope I don't chop it. "

Sun Tzu was unmoved: "I was ordered to be a general and will be in the army, so your life will not be affected" ("I will not be at home, so your life will not be affected").

After setting an example, everyone got serious. After the soldiers finished training, Sun Tzu said to the king of Wu, "The king will do whatever he wants, even if he goes through fire and water." . But the prince of Wu doesn't care at all. All he cares about is the dead concubine. Seeing him like this, Sun Tzu sighed, "Wang Tu's handwriting is good, but it can't be used." The king of Wu woke up and appointed his grandson as a general.

The main ideas in the Spring and Autumn Period were "benevolence" and "propriety", but Sun Tzu put forward a completely opposite theory. In an environment of "no mourning, no fierceness" (not taking advantage of people's danger, not taking advantage of the death of the other monarch, not taking advantage of the other side's natural disasters to attack others), "soldiers are also cunning" is destined to be different and curious. His ideas reached the ears of He Lv, the king of Wu, and aroused the great interest of the king of Wu.

Traditional thoughts have a great influence on the law of greetings. See how capable the grandson is, and he can do things that no strategist could do at that time (women can't go to war).

The existing art of war follows the military law. The earliest military law was military discipline.

Order forbidding, absolute obedience, giving up individuality.

He Lv has a strategist and two women.

Sun Tzu has talent, but He Lv needs it. It was an instant hit, and it was indispensable.

Sun Tzu became famous in one fell swoop because of the Battle of Wu Palace, and won the appreciation of my king He Lv. In the next 20 years, Sun Tzu experienced two generations of kings, He Lv and Fu Cha. He conquered the south and fought in the north, dominating the southeast, and made outstanding achievements. The nemesis of the State of Wu, however, was ashamed and died heroically after the defeat. Gou Jian, the King of Yue, made a comeback, and our Fu Cha was overjoyed. At the same time, he was attacked on all sides, and he was militaristic. He also killed Wu Zixu, the minister of Wu's thigh. Sun Tzu had to retire quietly and eventually disappeared. In 473 BC, the Vietnamese army defeated Wu Jun, and my king Fu Cha committed suicide. Wu perished.