Joke station

I have thought about the words "I can bear hardships", and I have achieved the first four words. ...

A village head drank too much, went home and stumbled into a pigsty by mistake. He lay down beside the sow and said, Wife: Give me a glass of water. The sow snorted. The village chief said, if you don't fall, you won't fall. What are you sprinkling? Feel casually and say: buy leather clothes, or double-breasted ones.

When a foreigner was traveling in Laiwu, he met an old lady teasing the cat and asked, What are you doing? The old lady replied: ancient cat! Foreigners are frightened, even the old people can speak foreign languages! Give it chocolate, and the old lady thinks it's dried sweet potatoes and says, I have it in Laiwu! Foreigners are dizzy!

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: It's very congenial. The boy asked again and said sadly, can't you have a flat head?

The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. Girlfriend praises: It smells good! The cash-strapped boy said very gentlemanly, let's walk in front of the restaurant again if you like. ......

When I drink, everyone says I'm an alcoholic. When I drink Fanta, no one says I am great.

I am nobody. No one is perfect. I am perfect.

Personally, I think the following one is the funniest, hahaha.

I met my good friend Jack on the plane and said hello excitedly. Hi, Jack. Other passengers raised their hands in fear.

My father always told me that what didn't kill you would make you stronger until the accident.

The following one is also great, hahaha.