Who can provide a handsome guy with a bragging joke?

Once I was walking in the street, a group of girls stopped me and asked me; "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning fingerprints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

Walking in the street for the second time, another group of girls stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remembered the last lesson and nodded. They hit me again and said I was too modest.

Walking down the street for the third time, another group of girls surrounded me and asked me, "Are you handsome? Looking back on the last two endings, I didn't respond and felt like I was leaving. Clinker girls frantically threw Ling's schoolbag at me, and the girl who hit me the hardest even swore: "Your boy is so handsome! "

Set a new world record every day, that is, keep the most handsome record in the world! A man gave me a pair of couplets. The first part reads: Look at the back of the fans, there are thousands of troops; In a word: I turned my head and was shocked by Guifeishi; Horizontal batch: Shuai Shuai!

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It's their own problem for girls to treat me like this.

The day before yesterday, Wen Li chased me for three blocks and didn't catch up. After seeing me yesterday, Nicholas Tse immediately announced that he would quit the entertainment circle the day after tomorrow! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

I am so handsome that I want to be disfigured, so handsome that I dare not go to the streets again.