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The teacher asked us to find a short passage to extract 200 words and recite them. Who can publish it?

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a happy day

Today, I got up at 7 o'clock. I wore a little flower skirt, combed two braids, dressed neatly and beautifully, and went to accompany my mother to learn driving.

In Blue Sky Driving School, many people are practicing driving. When it's my mother's turn to practice driving, I always go to see my mother practice driving and cheer for her! When my mother finished practicing, I began to do my homework.

At noon, my mother took me to her colleague, Aunt Tang's house for dinner. I am happy at Aunt Tang's house because she has a naughty little brother in Qin Tian. I study in the same school as him, but he is in grade three. We play, read and watch TV happily.

The happiest thing is that we are singing, reciting ancient poems, reading texts, telling jokes and making sentences. . . . . . Both mothers are very, very happy.

After dinner, we are going home. We reluctantly said goodbye.

This is really the happiest day.

Unforgettable day

During the May Day holiday, I went to Zhangjiajie with my mother, Bingbing and Bingbing's mother, and one day I found it unforgettable.

That morning, we got up early, got everything ready for going out as quickly as possible, and set off after breakfast.

We are going to visit Huangshizhai. First swipe your card at the entrance of the scenic spot, walk to a mountain road with the stone tablet of "Huangshizhai" written on it, and start climbing the mountain.

Wow, there are so many people! This group, that group, we are the smallest group. The winding mountain road is covered with cool slate. Looking up, there seems to be countless steps. The sun shines in through the dense ancient trees, and the mountain stream with wide time is singing. What a paradise!

Bing Bing and I both like to climb high and low. We sang as we walked, walking from the stone fence for a while, and pulling the tree to the grassy place for a while, like little monkeys.

But I was a little tired after walking halfway, broke out in a sweat and sat on the stone bench to rest. At this time it began to rain in Mao Mao, thin, dense, soft and clear, with the original fragrance of nature, falling on my hair, face and clothes, and getting into my heart.

After a while, the rain stopped and we all cheered up. Halfway up the hill, we saw several Tujia girls renting clothes stalls, so we rented some clothes, which looked a bit like "Tujia in A-mei". Sitting on the stone floor, standing under the old tree, taking more than a dozen photos in one breath is meaningless.

Finally climbed to the top of the mountain and came to the "Banguan Qiang Road". I saw the vast sea of clouds around me and the rocks swaying in the distance, as if I were in a fairyland, which reminded me of Li Bai's "A dangerous building is 100 feet high, and a hand can pick up stars." Dare not speak loudly for fear of scaring people. "But looking up, the sky is still so high and out of reach. No wonder there has been a saying since ancient times that "the sky has nine weights".

When we went down the mountain along the original road, we saw many tourists sitting in the "sedan chair". The sedan chair bearers walked as fast as flying, much faster than us. Although my mother told me that this is their job, I still feel a little sad when I look at their prominent bones and their backs. I think if they live a good life, they won't be so hard!

I will never forget this day's trip!

She's beautiful.

I go for a walk in the garden near my home every Saturday. I came to the garden as scheduled today, bypassed the exotic flowers and went straight to a big tree. The trunk of that big tree needs more than 10 people to hold hands, and it is flourishing, and many birds fly around it, which is invisible and has become a paradise for small birds.

At this moment, a childish voice came: "Look, Dad! There is an injured bird here. Shall we catch it and eat it? " "No, that won't do! We should cure it and then release it. " Hearing this, I can't help thinking of an incident that happened many years ago.

In the sixth grade, Betty, an American female student, was transferred to our class. When she first came to our class, we were all stunned. She is blonde, fair-skinned and short. She is wearing an orange T-shirt and jeans. After the introduction of the English teacher, we got to know her. She walked silently to the last row and sat down.

In the next few days, the students didn't talk to her for the simple reason that our English was not very good after all and she couldn't speak Chinese. She only talks to the English teacher occasionally. One day, some classmates and I walked to the school gate. On the way, I saw a bird lying on the ground dying. I picked it up and everyone said noisily, "Take it home for treatment." "no! We'll have a barbecue tomorrow, and it's ready! " "Yes, that's it!" At this moment, Betty didn't know when she had come behind us. When I wasn't looking, she took the bird as fast as lightning and ran away quickly. We chased her, but we still fell far behind. Finally, she ran to the mall and disappeared into the crowd. "Damn, you run so fast!" "Yes, Lu Junjie, you can't hold a bird firmly." "This is really selfish. I want to keep it for myself. After all, we discovered it first. " We cursed for a while, and then dispersed in a hubbub.

After a few days, we gradually forgot about it. One day, I came to school early. Today is very strange. There is no birdsong at ordinary times, but there is a slight birdsong today. Maybe I heard wrong. I walked slowly into the playground, when there were few people on the playground. Suddenly, I saw a familiar figure. She stroked a bird with her hand. Then she put her hand flat and threw the bird up hard. The bird flew, circled over her head, stayed for a few minutes and then flew away.

This scene is really beautiful, not only the beautiful posture of the bird flying around, but also her, she is really beautiful!

Thoughts on Reading Anne of Green Gables

Recently, I read a book called Anne of Green Gables, and I was very moved. After reading this book, I was deeply moved and felt that it was really a touching story about friendship, responsibility and love. In the book, Matthew and Marilla, brothers and sisters of Green Gables farmhouse, decide to adopt a boy. Unexpectedly, due to a mistake, the orphanage sent a dreamy and talkative red-haired girl-Anne. Her unique personality made her get into trouble frequently, which made people laugh, changed her brothers and sisters and affected their love. Anne was smart and diligent, and passed the university by her own efforts, but she gave up her studies in order to take care of Marilla.

After reading this book, I deeply fell in love with this girl who loves fantasy and has personality. She is immersed in her beautiful fantasy all day. In her imagination, cherry blossom is her ice queen, and apple is her girl in red; Laughing in naughty streams under snow and ice; She also imagined her shadow and echo as two close friends and told them what was on her mind ... Looking at Anne's naive and romantic fantasies, I felt that I was brought into a wonderful world by Anne, where I felt another kind of magic and happiness. In fact, I am also a girl who loves fantasy, and I often have many beautiful and sweet dreams. I like to look up at the white clouds in the sky, and I am a white cloud before I know it; I like small animals and often talk to them kindly, making my mother laugh that I am a little fool ... Now, I have found a girl Anne who loves fantasy more than me, and I want to make friends with her.

Annie is an orphan. Her life experience and experience are unfortunate, but she has not been defeated by this misfortune and pain. She is optimistic and positive. With her own efforts, she won the Queen's School and the Avery Scholarship. She used her own efforts to make her dreams come true one by one. Think about myself. Every time I encounter a math problem, I want to shrink back and stop thinking, so these "roadblocks" also block my way forward. Anne certainly doesn't want to make friends with such people, so I will be like Anne, not afraid of difficulties, overcome these "obstacles" and realize my dreams as soon as possible.

Annie is like a bright lamp, which illuminates the direction of my efforts and lights up my heart!

Wish you peace and health on Dragon Boat Festival

In a blink of an eye, the annual Dragon Boat Festival is coming, and every household is busy, even the five-year-old sister is busy!

In order to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival, we will go to grandma's house for a reunion Dragon Boat Festival.

When I arrived at my grandmother's house, I was greeted by a beautiful scenery. There is a bunch of green mugwort leaves hanging in front of my grandmother's house, and the room is filled with a strong atmosphere of Dragon Boat Festival. If there is no air conditioning, I will think this is a beautiful fairyland!

Dinner is ready, adults pick up their glasses, and when they enter the delicious and slightly cool realgar wine, a sip will make you relaxed and happy!

After drinking realgar wine, grandma served pots of fragrant zongzi, wrapped in oil, which was delicious. One bite makes people forget, and then look at the more delicious egg yolk and meat inside, which makes people reluctant to eat.

After eating zongzi, grandma gave each of us a sachet, and everyone liked it! I heard that he also has the function of ward off evil spirits and preventing mosquitoes!

There are also some customs in other areas. For example, there are many rivers in Jiangxi, and dragon boat racing is essential. In Sichuan, despite suffering, people still enthusiastically celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival, make zongzi and bathe with mugwort leaves. Really happy!

This Dragon Boat Festival has made my life more brilliant and powerful.

Unforgettable teacher

I have been in primary school for five years, and I have been helped by many teachers, but I still remember one teacher.

That is my first teacher. Her surname is Liu. Teacher Liu has a pair of bright big eyes, as if she can see every corner of the class clearly; She also has shiny white teeth and straight black hair, which is beautiful and harmonious.

I remember I was young there. Teacher Liu always wears a kitten-like smile in class. I buried that smile deep in my heart. But once, as soon as the class started, the teacher searched around with "golden eye" and finally stopped on me. At that moment, that smile disappeared without a trace. My heart is so weak that I can't wait to find a crack in the wall. Unfortunately, there is no seam on the wall, so I have to take out my unfinished homework and hand it in with a red face. Unexpectedly, the stormy reprimand I was prepared to accept turned into three words: make up.

Since then, every time I want to leave my homework, I feel weak all over.

Teacher Liu will never forget me.

My vanilla

My vanilla has blossomed.

A few days ago, whenever I saw it, I found flowers and bones growing on the green stems of orchids, which were tender and shiny, shining like stars in the sun and shining with silvery white light. So I immediately poured some water and put it in the sun for a while.

After a few days, the vanilla really bloomed.

The ends of vanilla leaves are long and sharp. The newly grown leaves turn green, and then gradually turn dark green. When flowering, each flower has five petals and the tail is semicircular. Below the petals, there is also a long needle-like petal, which is white and tender and particularly eye-catching.

When the petals are light yellow, the faint fragrance makes people feel extremely comfortable and relaxed as the breeze drifts around.

Although vanilla is not as gorgeous as peach blossom and luxurious as peony, it is natural and contributes bursts of fragrance for free.

As soon as you enter the room, you will smell a wonderful fragrance, thanks to vanilla.

I love my vanilla!

I love you, smiling flower.

On Saturday, I came home from school. As soon as I got to my door, I smelled a faint fragrance. It turned out to be a smile. I quickly put down my schoolbag and squatted in front of the smiling flower, observing it carefully.

When the smile didn't bloom, it was covered with a layer of green skin and fine fluff, like wearing a green suit, and the whole bud was like torreya grandis. In a few days, it will slowly take off its coat, showing its white chubby appearance. Then, it will quietly open the petals as big as nails, one by one, and the petals are very soft.

When the petals are completely open, there will be bursts of fragrance around them. Don't think that the petals are emitting fragrance, but the pollen on its stamens plays a role. Its pistil is oval with small thorns; Stamens are black and have a lot of pollen on them. These pollen will be spread to the pistil by bees, so that the pistil can begin to fertilize and cultivate fruits. Smiling can also be used as medicine.

Smiling flowers are suitable for living in a warm and humid climate, and their vitality is very strong. In case of severe cold, even if all the leaves fall off, the roots will not freeze to death.

"Smile", what a beautiful name. I don't know who gave her name, but I always feel that this name is very special and beautiful. Smile, what a beautiful flower, like a beautiful little girl, slightly open and smiling sweetly. ...

I think of our teachers, xu teacher with a beautiful smile like "Little Swallow", Miss Shen who speaks as kindly as Ju Ping's sister, and He Laoshi who cares about us like a big brother. They silently exude quiet fragrance, let us breathe freely and fly happily in the world of knowledge, let us face difficulties and setbacks, classmates and frictions, success and failure with a smile!

I love you, smiling flower!

Respondents added maternal love at 2010-08-28 at 22: 20.

Motherly love is a lamp that helps you light up the road of life; Motherly love is a mountain, which gives you warmth; Motherly love is a spring rain, which washes away the stains on your body; Mom is a cup of tea with five flavors, which makes you feel the ups and downs of life ... Mom, you are so great!

When I fail, my mother always gloats. In fact, she just wants me to know not to let anyone look down on me, so as to hone my willpower. ...

Mother always likes to nag me. In fact, which parents like to nag their children? There is only one reason why my mother nags, that is, I can't keep good habits. ...

mood

"Silent night, the stars shine …" A beautiful song came to my ears, and suddenly I remembered the teacher who taught me in kindergarten. ...

I also forgot her last name. I only remember her ruthlessness, but I never hated her when I was naive. Instead, he smiled and said stupidly all day: "Teacher, let me help you!" " "I helped the teacher clean up for a day. The teacher not only didn't praise me, but also criticized me:" Don't do it, it's so bad. If you don't marry when you grow up, even if you do it, it will be' to accompany your husband'! "Teacher, she ignored my mood, my mood at that time, how painful I was and how much I wanted to cry, but I held back.

The teacher doesn't love me, but I put up with it because I know she thinks I'm short and mentally retarded. ...

Teacher, I want to say to you:

I am not what I was in kindergarten. When I grow up, I understand the world's affection for family, teachers and students, and classmates. I have excellent grades now and am the teacher's right-hand man. I am very happy now, I am humorous in class, and the students are very enthusiastic. I can't stand it now. Whenever I have something on my mind, I will tell my friends that they will help me share it, or tell Xiao He that it is my best friend. Whenever I turn on the computer, I always visit it first and tell my heart. ...

This teacher, I have forgotten her name now, but I will never forget her ruthlessness to me. I ...

Campus spring scenery

With the passing of winter, the spring breeze awakens the earth again, driving away the cold of winter, letting winter take away Brother Xue and bring vitality to spring. The spring scenery on campus is so charming, and the colorful scenes are pleasing to the eye.

Next to the teaching building, a row of locust trees bid farewell to the scene of dead branches and leaves in winter and pulled out tiny buds. The trunk is straight and the branches are staggered, which is very smooth. From a distance, a pagoda tree with a height of more than one person looks like an open umbrella, with its crown upside down, like a sharp African claw, and like an upside-down golden bell. The whole Sophora japonica looks like a beautiful girl combing her hair, with hundreds of curly hair hanging down, occasionally a few braids, and a dozen or twenty bows made of green buds hugging each other. Some Sophora japonica trees have dense branches and leaves, such as a water column sprayed by a clear spring, spraying countless streams, spraying outward and gurgling. The dark green branches on the brown trunk, coupled with the tender green buds, make people feel as vibrant as spring.

Hey, isn't that peach blossom? Our eyes suddenly turned to peach trees. The trees are full of pink buds, and the green lobules set off the pink five-petal peach blossoms, and the bees are full of vitality. This peach grove is really like the paradise described by Tao Yuanming!

My chocolate

Because my father and I gained a little weight, my mother refused to let us eat chocolate anyway, and all the change was confiscated for fear that we would buy it privately. Hehe, my mother is on duty today, and my father and I are going to the chocolate country to play.

We got on the flying car and came to the chocolate country. The sudden fragrance made us close our eyes and intoxicated, and entered the chocolate door. Everything inside stunned us: colorful flowers made of chocolate; A road paved with chocolate bars; Palace-like castles made of all kinds of chocolates ... even people, animals and the sun. The only drawback is that it is very cold and there is no water, because this is a chocolate country!

We eat grass while walking and have dinner at night. Don't worry, it will grow. At this time, the environmentalist came and gave us a two-chapter criticism list written with a chocolate pen. We took it and ate it three times and five times. At this time, we went to the steamed stuffed bun shop and ordered two plates of cocoa powder stuffed with buns. Eating and eating, we actually ate a caterpillar, which was supposed to be eaten, but dad wanted to provoke him, so he cursed. It doesn't matter when you say it. The key is to spit. When water is sprayed on something made of chocolate, chocolate will melt. The police quickly transported them to the refrigerator and frozen them to prevent them from melting.

The police put us in prison again, tortured us, added finger cuffs, tied ropes and so on. But don't forget, this is chocolate. Our sweat is first-rate, and the problem will be solved. They did their best, but there was nothing they could do for us. After all, it can be regenerated after eating, but it can't be regenerated after melting, and it can only disappear in the world (except for timely rescue). Finally, I had to come up with the unique trick of the chocolate country, the water drop gun. We are not chocolate people. What are we afraid of? They're going to fuck three or four people and shoot them in the mouth! Water drops on our mouths, so comfortable! My father and I opened our mouths wide and jumped on them while drinking water, biting them and these things off. Finally, they had to kneel down and beg for mercy from us.

Dad said, go when you are full, or you will become a leader if you don't! I listened, and I was right, so I had to leave the wonderful chocolate country very reluctantly. Of course, I didn't forget to bring something back, but unfortunately the road was gone.

When I got home, my mother didn't come back Dad touches his stomach and watches TV. I weighed myself before I came to the house. Ah! Oh, my God, help! You gained six pounds! ! !