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A story that makes a joke because you can't talk.
A child can't talk His mother told him to learn to speak. When he walked into the street, a house caught fire. Someone is shouting, "The house is on fire." Later, when I saw a sow running, a man said, "Stop, old sow." Later, I saw two children fighting. One of them is saying, "Don't fight, don't fight, and then fight uncle not to buy candy."
After returning home, his mother asked, "What did the child learn today?" "The house is on fire." (Shouting) Get the fuck out of here. "Stop, old sow." His mother was angry and wanted to hit him. "Don't beat him, and then beat his uncle not to buy candy."
Pay attention to the skills of conversation:
Don't worry about the pause in continuous speech, because pause is a normal phenomenon in conversation. When you feel blushing in conversation, don't try to hide it with some actions, which will make your face redder and further increase your shyness. Thinking of shyness is not equal to failure, it is only because of mental stress, not being unable to cope with social activities.
If a person is not good at oral language expression, we can practice oral English more in peacetime. In fact, the communication between people is more natural and casual, and some words blurt out. When we speak, we should relax and not be nervous, so that our language expression ability will be improved continuously.
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