About the theme of jokes

One day, an ant was sunbathing when suddenly he saw an elephant coming slowly. He got up and straightened his front legs, and the rabbit next to him asked what you were doing. The ant said, "Shh ~ ~ ~ ~ Keep your voice down and watch me kick him." 20. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! " Father earthworm said weakly ... suddenly wanted to play football 2 1. The tortoise and the hare raced ... the hare quickly ran to the front ... The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly ... and said to him, "Come on up, I'll carry you ... Then the snail came up ... After a while, the tortoise saw an ant again ... and said to him," You too. When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him. Do you know what the snail said? Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast ... 22. One day, a family caught fire and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house, "son ... what are you doing ... you won't come out after the fire ... The son replied," I'm wearing socks. " ... mother asked again, "What socks did you wear after the fire?" ... "Five minutes later, my son hasn't come out yet ... My mother shouted nervously again:" Son! Come out ~ it's on fire, I'm still inside ... My son said, "I'm taking off my socks." ... 23. A man went fishing by the river, wearing a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ so he had to change earthworms ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ ~ He was very angry and took out 10. Buy it yourself! ! ! 24. My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but I forgot to bring my handkerchief and I have been sniffing hard. The Chinese teacher suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! Too noisy! " The whole class was silent. The teacher is > He said, "Who steals noodles in class and makes so much noise?" "25. The patient said to the dentist," You really make money. It only took you three seconds to earn three dollars. The doctor replied, "I can pull it out in slow motion if you like." "26." Narcissism "means that I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me; Despair "means that the restaurant ordered two dishes and ate the first one:" Is there anything worse in the world? ! Eat the second shit! There really is! " "Silence" means that the judge asks: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money. 27. The Weaver Girl came down to the world to take a bath and got to know the Cowherd, and performed a love story that made the gods cry. This tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, so we have to go outside to take a bath ... 28. Xiaoming went back to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher, "There are many ants in the toilet. "The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming:" What did ants say? " Xiao Ming looked blank ... and then said, "The ant didn't say anything ..."