How to write a funny love letter

1. Department of Politics: If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But the government doesn’t regulate it... then forget it!

2. Department of Law: You, my dear, stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I sentence you to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: You are sentenced to be mine for life

3. Department of Biology: If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Falling in love clumsily, living in a daze, clinging to each other clumsily, and being together foolishly. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hold you tightly and bite your ears...

4. Mechanical Department (After the handout, immediately rush to the girl's downstairs, ready to rush to her dormitory at any time) Find someone to fix your cell phone, just peep): I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. You Saibei's snow. Sorry, the cassette is gone.

5. Normal Preschool Education Major: A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "Can you be responsible for my future? "The little boy said: "Of course! We are not one or two years old anymore!"

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