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Train 383838 from the United States of America to Afghanistan is about to leave. Passengers who don't get on the bus should take care of other people's luggage, put on other people's wives and get on the bus quickly. Passengers carrying detonators, explosives, fuses and daily necessities should get on the bus and light them in crowded places to make more contributions to family planning in China. When the train is running at high speed, please stick your head and hands out of the window as far as possible in Qingjiang, which is convenient for one-time solution. This is a civilized train. You can throw your melon skin in the carriage and driveway at will. His phlegm can be spit in your face, and your phlegm can be spit in his mouth, which is beneficial to protein's absorption. This train also provides convenience for the third party to intervene, bridges the gap for extramarital love, and completely breaks your family. This train has been scrapped and has been running safely for 30 years. Since there is no brake, you must collide with other vehicles to stop. If you find your head on your feet, you will reach the destination heaven. The train driver wished the passengers a safe journey. Have a nice trip.