English joke, two short stories and a brain teaser, 1.

A shepherd wants to take a lost goat back to his flock. He whistled and blew his horn in vain; The stragglers didn't notice the call. Finally, the shepherd threw a stone and broke its horn, begging the goat not to tell his master. The goat replied, "Why, you stupid guy, although I keep silent, the horn can talk."

Don't try to hide what you can't hide.

Many goats were driven to the sheepfold by shepherds. A goat was eating something delicious, so he stayed alone. The shepherd picked up a stone and threw it out, just breaking the horn of a goat. The shepherd was afraid and asked the goat not to tell his master. The goat said, "even if I don't say it, how can I hide it?" My horn is broken, which is an obvious fact. "

This story shows that an obvious crime cannot be concealed.

Thirsty pigeon, thirsty pigeon

A pigeon was thirsty and saw a glass of water painted on the billboard. She didn't expect that it was just a photo. She flew past with a shout and accidentally bumped into the billboard, shaking herself badly. She broke her wings, fell to the ground and was caught by a bystander.

Enthusiasm should not exceed caution.

A dove was so thirsty that she saw a water bottle painted on the drawing board and thought it was true. He flew over at once, only to find that he hit the drawing board, broke his wings and fell to the ground, making it easy to be caught.

In other words, some people want to get what they need in a hurry, and if they act rashly on impulse, they will encounter misfortune.

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