Do you know any jokes that can only be understood after reading A Dream of Red Mansions?

There are many jokes that people who don't watch a dream of red mansions can't understand.

A dream of red mansions, a classic, is difficult to read at first. However, after reading it, throwing one stalk at a time added a lot of elegance and joy to ordinary life.

First, I've met this girl. This little brother, I have seen before. I have seen this dish before. I've seen this problem before. ..... My friend got tired of my nagging and asked, "What else have you not seen?" "I've never seen you lose weight." She almost patted her on the wall.

Secondly, I said to her earnestly, "Your temper is becoming more and more spoiled. For example, this earphone is originally used for listening, so you can play it by pulling the wire. Another example is this cup, which was originally filled with water. If you like the sound, you can deliberately push it off the table and break it. Just don't take it out when you are angry. This is love. " She bit the earphone cord and replied to me cheerfully: "Meow."

Baoyu: It's terrible. The Lins have picked them up. Call them out quickly. Jia Mu: Type it out. Jia Mu: That's not the Lins. The Lins are all dead, and no one has come to pick him up. Just rest assured. Baoyu: Based on who he is, no one is allowed to be surnamed Lin except Sister Lin.

Fourth, I had a Chinese class in high school, which was appreciation of a dream of red mansions. Class begins, and a girl is late. Our strict Chinese teacher reprimanded her. The girl returned to her seat and whispered, if I had known he was coming, I wouldn't have come. It happened that the Chinese teacher heard it. I just heard him say, oh, I came at a bad time.

5. A young man is a serious red fan, bent on crossing to the Grand View Garden. There are many people in the Grand View Garden. Which one do you want to be? The young man sighed: I only hope to see several ladies-in-waiting in the Grand View Garden every day. Enough! Through the past, I found myself standing at the door of a big house, writing a letter to Ningguo House. The boy was overjoyed and looked up, only to see a boy running away and a girl chasing after him. The young man recognized this as You Sanjie and Mr. Liu. Just waiting to move, but I can't move. I saw Mr. Liu pointing to the young man's head and cursing loudly: Only this stone lion in their family is cleaner! "

The mountains are green, the water is blue, and the mountains and rivers look for bosom friends. A sound, like crying, like crying. Alas, it is hard to find a bosom friend in life, and it is the hardest to find a bosom friend through the ages. Only after reading A Dream of Red Mansions can we understand these stalks ... Let's read A Dream of Red Mansions.