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Diary of a MM online game (very long, be patient)

It will be sunny on Tuesday, May 8th.

The teacher asked us to keep a diary this month. We have classes this morning, rest at noon, continue classes in the afternoon, and then go home.

My father is going on a business trip. Recently, he was playing an online game called Dragon, so I went home to play. The map of this game depends on the coordinates. I remember that the math teacher taught us coordinates, so I understood a truth: study hard even when playing games.

Teacher's comment: I know how to find the importance of learning in games, which is worthy of praise.

On Wednesday, May 9th, it was cloudy.

I went to Tianlong Babu again today. I have reached the level of 10, and I am ready to learn. I went to Xiaoyao, because I didn't know either word, and I looked it up in the dictionary to know the pronunciation! Besides, there are many words about martial arts that I don't know. For example, there is a martial arts movie called Rain at Night in Xiaoxiang, and I only know one of the four words. I've been looking for it for a long time. I also found out that Lin Daiyu used to live in Xiaoxiang Pavilion. Maybe the name of this martial arts has something to do with Lin Daiyu.

Later, I received a mission to Dunhuang. I don't know how to get to Dunhuang. I want to ask someone else, but I don't know the word Dunhuang. I really wanted to cry at that time. I finally figured out the pronunciation of Dunhuang.

Yesterday, I was looking up the dictionary. I remembered the truth that the teacher told us to study hard. If we don't study hard, we can't even play games. How to contribute to the country when you grow up?

Teacher, I wrote a lot of words today. Give me a five-pointed star!

Teacher's comment: I write very carefully, know the importance of knowledge, and can learn while playing, which is worthy of praise. However, I still want to tell you that the word "rainy night" should be taken from Liu Yong's "Rainy Night".

Thursday, May 10, cloudy in the morning and sunny in the afternoon.

I went to Tianlong again today. I am an apprentice! Master is a woman, written by Emei (this word is harder to write than Xiaoyao). She has a high rank and is the deputy head of a gang! My master said that when I reached level 30, I would join her gang. I am very happy to hear the news.

Yesterday, the teacher told me that it was raining at dusk. Today, I talked to my brother who took me, and he said I was very talented. I really had a good time today.

Teacher's comment: Write more, and you will find that these words are not difficult to write. I want to know who your master is.

May 1 1- 13 Friday-Sunday sunny.

Teacher, I didn't keep a diary until Sunday, because I want to write down all my experiences these days, so today's diary is longer.

First of all, the imperial examination, I remember the teacher once told us a story, which expressed the author Peng's attack on the imperial examination system in feudal society. But this game also has the imperial examination system. Is it in line with the backward feudal system?

And chess brushes. The first time you play chess, nothing will happen. When you brush the 38th piece, there are no pieces. GG, who led the team later, was very smart and knew that the chess piece had reached the lower left corner. Are people who can play chess really good at it?

Besides, I will go to Xuanwu Island to catch pets. But a terrible monster in Xuanwu Island has been chasing me and died several times. Although I know I'm not good, I shouldn't kill the small animals on that monster island, but so many people kill small animals, why does that monster always chase me? How strange!

And I'm already at level 30, and the master has agreed to join in. I'm so happy! What's the name of this gang? I forgot the first two words. I will write them down when I play games tomorrow. After playing the game, I found that I couldn't understand many words. I always thought that Song of Songshan was a high school student, but now I know that I studied Song. Later, I asked my classmates, and they all said it was high.

And teacher, I forgot to answer you. I know the owner's name is fox. Is this name funny?

Teacher's comment: 1 The game imperial examination is different from the feudal imperial examination. You will understand when you go to junior high school.

It has nothing to do with playing chess. If you brush more, you will know that the chess pieces have been refreshed.

The monster of Xuanwu Island ... Did you see it secretly?

Today, your Chinese text dictation results are not satisfactory. Don't play games all the time on weekends, but also study more.

It rained lightly on Monday, May 14.

It's raining today and I'm in a bad mood.

Teacher, I'm sorry, I shouldn't watch the dragon eight branches in class, but there is something wrong with you when you criticize me today. I didn't keep it in words, because I heard my master say that you need to know a game to play games, so I secretly took my dad's Dragon Eight Branches. Teacher, can I have it back? My father doesn't know that I stole his books, for example.

If he knows, he will scold me. I really won't watch it in class again. I will definitely correct it.

Teacher's comment: reading extracurricular books is worth encouraging, but not in class. I'll pay you back if you behave well.

May 15 light rain on Tuesday.

Today, my teacher said that I should learn some life skills so that I can make things by myself without buying medicine.

Later, I learned to plant and found it difficult and time-consuming. At this time, I remembered the Tang poems I had recited before: Who knows that every Chinese meal is hard?

Today, I learned to cherish food and not waste it. My plants are ripe. Let's stop here.

Teacher's comment: It is valuable to understand the hardships of others in small matters.

It rained heavily on Wednesday, May 16.

I was criticized by my English teacher today. Because I used a word shit, I think many people will use this word in the game. My English teacher severely criticized me when I used it today. I asked my English teacher what the word meant, and the English teacher didn't know.

So I feel very wronged. The English teacher doesn't know me. Why should I say I used the wrong word?

And I don't understand the mantra that many people use in the game. For example, several brothers like to say "My God". I asked my mother what she meant, and my mother said that "sun" meant the sun. So why don't I say "my sun" every day tomorrow?

Teacher's comment: What is said on the Internet is somewhat uncivilized. Don't use it casually, understand?

It will be sunny on Thursday, May 17.

Teacher, do you remember my brother who praised my literary talent? His name is Luo Feng, and he has been training me. He is also very nice. He proposed to me today. I am so nervous! But the wedding is very happy, and there are fireworks, just like a real wedding.

I asked my master, will you have children when you get married in the game? Master replied, of course. Then I was scared to death. What if I have children? I can't go to school, and my parents will definitely scold me. Teacher, don't tell anyone, okay? Or I'll follow suit tonight and say, let's divorce!

Teacher's comment: Although puppy love is not good, you can rest assured that online marriage will not have children.

May1August-20 Friday-Sunday weather is very complicated, I forgot.

My host explained to me on Friday that the baby she said is a pet and can have a baby. But how did she know that I misunderstood? That's weird.

Teacher, let me tell you a news. Oh, I heard that my master is a shemale. I don't know what shemale means, but it seems bad. However, my master is very kind and always takes care of me. She keeps asking me about my study and whether I have done my homework. She will teach me all the topics I don't understand, just like a teacher.

Today, everyone in the gang is saying that my master may be a shemale, because she is a little sinister and laughs. Teacher, what does shemale mean?

Teacher's comment: Don't believe those unfounded rumors, okay?

Monday, May 2 1 Sunday turned sunny to cloudy.

Teacher, I think my master must be a shemale. Today, she asked who was spreading her shemale in the gang, and I was too scared to speak. Only the devil knows that we speak ill of her behind her back. And I found that my master really knows everything. Even if I fail in the exam, it must be a monster.

Teacher, you don't have to tell me what a shemale means, that is to say, like master, you know everything, like a monster, but it only refers to human beings. So I'm sure my master must be a shemale.

Teacher's comment: I still play games when the exam is coming, and I am not allowed to keep a diary of the game in the future.

It rained on Tuesday, May 22nd.

Teacher, I didn't meet the old lady who crossed the street today, nor did I see the wallet on the ground, nor did I find my little brother and sister who picked flowers. I am also very serious in class, and the teacher didn't criticize me. Nothing really happened today, but many things happened in the game, but the teacher didn't let me write.

So today is normal, nothing happened.

And teacher, when can I get the Huilongba parts? My father will be back on business soon.

Teacher's comment: If you stop calling your master a shemale, I will allow you to keep a game diary.

It will be sunny on Wednesday, May 23rd.

I am so happy that I can keep a diary of the game again today.

Teacher, I'm 40, so I can buy a mount. In today's game, my husband gave me a lovely sika deer, which ran so fast! Moreover, my master also took me to the task of Juxian Village, and many people wanted to kill Qiao Feng. Teacher, I haven't seen this passage in the Eight Dragons. I don't know why so many people want to kill Qiao Feng. When can the teacher pay me back?

Today I am very happy

Good boy, another person on the World Channel called me a master shemale, so I said my master was not a shemale, and that person called me a shemale. I'm glad to hear that, which means I know everything like my master and like a monster.

Then I told my master that she smiled again. I think I should learn from Master and use "Hehe" when laughing in the future.

Teacher's comment: If you get into the top ten in the final exam, I'll return the dragon to you.

It will be sunny on Thursday, May 24th.

I am very happy today. My master told me about Jin Yong's novels. Listen, I decided to finish reading Jin Yong's novels in the summer vacation. It's just that his novels don't understand too many words, and he is a little tired, just like ancient Chinese.

In addition, I got 100 in the math exam today, and the math teacher praised me. Thanks to my master, she taught me how to calculate the quality of equipment, and then calculate the defense force of equipment. I calculate every day, so I am good at math.

Also, my deskmate and I told him that I was playing Eight Dragons. He was very excited after listening to it and said that he also wanted to play. We agreed to play together in the summer vacation, hehe.

Teacher's comment: I hope I can learn the game correctly.

It will rain on Friday, May 25th to 27th.

I ran to deliver grain today, and then I was robbed by a grain robber. I am sad. I sent a message asking him why he robbed me, and he said he was short of money. I said: you are short of money, you can earn money by yourself, and your labor will be rewarded. He said: I see.

I'm glad to hear the news. I did a good deed today. But he robbed me again on the second grain delivery. I asked, don't you have to live on your own labor? Why did you rob me? He said: how can he have the strength to work without food?

So I sent him some fried rice to eat, so that he could eat his stomach and not do bad things.

But the third time he robbed me. I said, you are full. Why did you rob me? He said: he needs money to do business. Then I think I will help others to the end. When I wanted to give him 10J capital, my husband stopped me and said that it was not enough for me to be cheated once.

Teacher, I don't understand this. I think he must be so poor that he is desperate to grab it. How can you say he cheated?

I wrote a lot today. Please give me a five-pointed star.

Teacher's comment: For other people's reasons, you should use your brain to think about whether it makes sense.

Monday, May 28th is fine.

Teacher, the man who robbed me yesterday turned over a new leaf today and gave me a 35-point method, saying it was my persuasion fee yesterday. I am very happy. I remember the teacher said that good people are rewarded, so when I saw those people who robbed and killed indiscriminately, I originally wanted to ignore them. But when I saw the red scarf floating on my chest, I remembered that I was a young pioneer, so I advised them not to do bad things and to be good children.

I will bid farewell to the game in three days, so I want to help those bad guys become good people.

Teacher's comment: I ... I-_-! ! ! ! I wish you success!

It will be sunny on Tuesday, May 29th.

Today, I told my game husband Fengfeng that I will have an exam in June, and I won't play games for a month, but I will play in the summer vacation. He said he would wait for me. He asked me how old I was, and I said I was in the third grade this year. He said grade three is grade three, and I said grade three is primary school. He doesn't believe it! He said that primary school students can't play games. I ignored him, and he actually looked at the pupils.

Besides, my father will come back from a business trip next month. Teacher, can you give me my book back? I'm sure my diary is over 100 words every day.

Teacher's comment: I'll return the book to you after reading it!

It will be sunny on Wednesday, May 30th.

Today, I said goodbye to my gang. My master said she would wait for me to come back. Say that finish, she smiled again. Starting from tomorrow, I will study hard. Today, my husband and I talked about my teacher, You, and Luo Feng said that you should also come and play Dragon and Eight Branches.

Teacher, do you think this game is fun? Will you come to play during the summer vacation? I can take you there! There is a lot of homework today, so I'll stop here. I'm going to sleep. Good night

I'm Xiaohong from Yuhuatai, East China Telecom Area 1. Teacher, come and play. Don't forget me.

Teacher's comment: No problem, see you at the game then, hehe!