Ironic sayings

1. Every time I laugh at others, it hurts myself.

2. Stretch out and bask in the sun. Life is short, you must be sexy.

3. We are like two sides of the same coin, never separated. But they will never be together.

4. Staying in bed is a required course for me every day.

5. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like there is a lot of it, but after using it, it is not enough.

6. Every summer, it feels so good to go to the farm to kill mosquitoes, and it can finally relieve the hatred in my heart.

7. Listening to English songs refers to the rhythm, while listening to Chinese songs refers to the mood.

8. When climbing up, be nice to the people you meet, because you will meet them again when you fall.

9. Please make it clear, it’s not that no one wants me, and it’s not that you don’t want me!

10. I am in the late stage of narcissistic cancer and there is no cure.

11. I am not arrogant, nor am I fooling around, but I am tired of all the reliance.

12. Sometimes you need to step back and let go. Then remind yourself of who I am and where I am going.

13. Mom told dad that if the daughter has it, the son-in-law will have it too.

14. When you were a child, did you ever play a game of folding paper into the southeast, northwest and northwest.

15. Mosquito, if you are forcing me, I will smear dichlorvos on my body.

16. I am not proud, I just don’t obey the world.

17. You asked me to go east, but I even forgot where the damn west is.

18. Someone asked me if Sister Feng and Ruhua fell into the water, who would I hit with a brick? I replied: Whoever saves someone will be hit!

19. I made a promise, but was wasted by time.

20. Some people are only suitable for remembering but not for holding hands.