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The dragon in the first half of the year and the dragon in the second half belong to the annual fortune of the dragon people in 2022.
If I remember correctly, it happened in the second semester of senior one. That is, in that semester, Qilong and Strange Fan wrote the team song of Class 199 together. The creative process is like this: in an unusually quiet evening self-study, the two got the original lyrics of Hua Zai's "It's not a crime for a man to cry" from somewhere. After some thinking, they kept the rhyme of the original lyrics and made some changes in unrelated fields to ensure that the new songs would not be too ugly. Then, the title of the song was solemnly revised to "It is not a crime for boys to kick." Because of its sadness, this song was very different from our mood at that time, so it didn't spread. On the contrary, one of us named "Little Pig" spoke highly of it. Whenever the class sings a "crying song", the pig can't help but quote the lyrics, and his mood changes obviously, especially when he sings "kicking once", which is really an abnormal howl.
In order to finish this article within the specified time, the following content is just a brief description. Described as follows:
1in the autumn of 997, groups of table tennis teenagers surrounded by inferior stone slabs continued the sports frenzy with high popularity in that era and unconsciously responded to the call of 10 for CCTV's "National Ball Changhong" many years later. Among them, there is no lack of vigorous figure and fierce playing style, among which Qi Long is undoubtedly the best. How can such a pleasant scene, a three-yuan racket and a fifty-cent table tennis, not remind people of the "Asian Games"?
One day in that winter, I was already in love and was practicing how to kick the rubber onto the stage in the volleyball training area of the playground. I don't think it's difficult. At this time, the dragon riding road after the national ball Changhong passed by here, playing with the eager attitude of outsiders. Innocent, I watched the more innocent rubber fly to the back wall of the experimental building behind the stage under the bombardment of Kai Long's classmates, and almost shattered the windows. After sports experience, it can be concluded that all famous stars have a story similar to Qilong. As for the story that almost everyone of us has done, I still remember it clearly today. Although it is difficult to explain which glass has a grudge against whom, it is certain that the glass on the second and third floors of the laboratory must have been knocked down by pigs.
On April 23rd, class 0 1, 199, Long scored eight goals, including a beautiful upside-down gold hook, through two matches in the afternoon and the afternoon. This fellow became famous from then on, and everyone in Anren football knows it.
In the same year1October 25th 10, Qilong's class league lost 0-2 in the final round and missed the semi-finals. After the game, the dragon said he would never touch it again. The next day, Qi Long almost sprained his neck while practicing barbs in the basketball court (to be investigated).
One day in April, 2003, Qi Long failed to kick the ball to the ground in a warm-up match and suffered a fracture for several days. After recovery, a relationship in life began, and countless people sighed.
In the same month, Qi Long wrote me a classmate's record, which was roughly as follows: Old Dong, it's a good thing to see you play less football. The college entrance examination is coming, so review well. Also, be careful when you play football in the future, don't be like me.
On June 9, 2003, the day after the college entrance examination, everyone played football together and had dinner at night. There was a dragon for the mysterious missing person.
In 2004, Long re-read. Shaved his head, stood out in a monthly exam and got on the honor roll. Life motto: the heart is there, and the dream is there (verification). I wrote a letter and talked a few words.
After the college entrance examination, I was admitted to Hebei University. Like others, I learned to take the name "male fly" so far.
One day, it rained and I was bored. Call Qi Long who is watching TV in the upscale dormitory of Hebei University. I am particularly envious. Two years later, my classmates and I were out texting, replying and drinking. I envy you again.
In 2007, Chenzhou, Dragon Winter Holiday, I resigned and went home. We played billiards several times. Qilong's goal is in the initial stage: to buy a billiard table and put it at home.
In 2008, "Xiongfei" finally went south, location, Guangzhou. On Aunt Pan's seventh floor, several brothers watched Zhao Benshan's sketch together and said, "All right, clap!" (color description).
Aunt Pan, I think I am a good person at least among the landlords in Guangdong. You can't resist people just because they charge you. These are two different things. We can tell right from wrong.
In the second half of that year, Qi Long left Taizhou and changed two jobs.
In May 2009, Qi Long went to Guangzhou again to prepare for his next job. Play football, buy dreams, open a billiard room and do what you want.
Editor's opinion:
Now, at work, whenever I have time, I complain with sail. We can't pose gracefully under the secular stamping. Our real work and life are too far away from our dreams. We have been busy, too busy to ignore our interest in life, too busy to forget our original dreams, and too busy to be numb. I remember there is a word called "free and easy" in this world. I used to think I could do it in ignorance. After experiencing the drift from place to place after work, I found myself unable to let go too much, helpless.
Color has gone to Qingyuan. For his present situation, our internal view is that human beings are putting on airs (hehe, although he may be in pain now, I believe that color needs such a description). I absolutely believe that putting on airs is decent, so while congratulating or wishing everyone to put on airs, I also hope I can put on airs again. Hey! Too humble. It turns out that people are alive, but they just need a "dog".
I said to Qilong, in your beautiful small village Tongchong, enjoy the breath of midsummer, drink cold beer and look at your favorite cup, which is a life that can only live for half a week!
The above is about the dragon in the first half of the year and the dragon in the second half of the year, and it is about sharing. I saw the annual fortune of the Dragon People in 2022, and I hope this will help everyone!
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