Jokes for college entrance examination students

I am very idle and bored now. Let me help you collect it. I hope you can be admitted to your ideal university. Please, I've been there before, and I know it was a meaningful time.

1. Salted eggs, eggs, duck eggs will cheat in that exam. Answer: salted eggs. Because: salted egg superman (salted egg clone)

2. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

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Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Q: Who is Amy's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

5. Question: What is white plus white?

Equal to the white rabbit

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

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Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question 7: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question 8: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: silence.

9 a chicken, a chicken, type three words.

Two chickens!

10 is a bit dull:

You said: 1+ 1= What?

Answer: 2

You said: 2+2= what?

Answer: 4

You said: 4+4= what?

Answer: 8

You said: Hey (8 is the homonym of dad, this brain trick will give you a son)

1 1 When is the moon the largest? (When landing on the moon)

12 What is the longest in an elephant? (Blood vessels

13 What is universality? (telephone

14m What's Grandpa's name? Popcorn, because it contains both rice and flowers.

/kloc-What's the name of 0/5m's brother-in-law? (Mice, because "mice love rice")

16 Three trees are trees and three waters are seedlings. What about the three ghosts? (help)

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The fat girl is sick. What are you most afraid of being given by others? (Take care)

18 people and dogs go to the streets. Why do people walk straight and dogs walk sideways (because it wants to)?

19 what kind of Chinese medicine loves to lose (ginseng)?

A pig said, "Come on!" -the same ingredients, three words. Chocolate (pig's encouragement)

2 1 You killed a famous pig. What did you say? What words? -Enter an item, three words. The night pearl (yeah! Famous pig)

The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" " "-a kind of food, two words. Potato chips (mouse trick)

The wild horse didn't believe it. He grabbed the mouse's clothes and picked it up. -Hit a plant, three words. Potatoes (camel mouse)

Potato wants to duel with steamed stuffed bun, but there is a river ahead, and he can't cross it. -Hit a plant, three words. Dutch bean (river bean)

The duel began, and the potato fatally stabbed the steamed stuffed bun. -smashing a dish, three words. Bean paste bag (bean paste bag)

A bear came prepared.

The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1)

What kind of bat doesn't have to rest and slovenly (never stop bats)

It's amazing that a person is painted gold (a golden person)

The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't breathe)

The mobile phone should not fall into the toilet, but it's now or never.

3 1 Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge, but they never forget.

33 bees stopped on the calendar. Sunny weather (bees and calendars)

Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

Painters like to draw thick ropes instead of thin ones.

It was love at first sight when moving to build a piano (moving to build a piano)

Eating with chopsticks is very popular (people use chopsticks)

Dialogue between the chicken and the duck The chicken talks to the duck.

There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said, "Hello", which is contrary to what a person said (the sheep called the eagle "Hello")

4 1 Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

When I was in my twenties, I remember copying for a few minutes at once. I hope I can help you. Come on, hey, hey, ie.