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Have you ever cheated on your son?
1, "There are wolves outside. If you don't sleep, the wolves will eat you." In the past, when my son was young, he slept late at night. When we come back from work, we are very tired and can't stay up so late with him, so we lie to him every time before going to bed. Wolves will eat anyone who doesn't sleep. He promised to go to bed at once, which was especially useful.
2. "Your lucky money mother will save it for you first." My son receives a lot of lucky money every New Year. He is still young, and of course he has no ability to manage the money. I have to lie to him and say that I will save it for him first, and then he will ask me for anything he wants to buy and deduct it from his lucky money.
3. "This is a drink, very sweet" is actually a medicine for children. If the child is afraid of suffering, he won't eat it. He will be curious if he tells him that it is a drink, and then he will come over for a drink. Children are naive.
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