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Blind date opportunities are always accompanied by happy events.

When I was a child, I heard my grandmother say, "One generation can't fix it, but two generations can't build it." I can speak three kinds of media, but I don't want to be a sinless thief. "It is better to do good deeds and help others than to build bridges and roads. Facts have proved that helping others is helping yourself. The rewards and opportunities that may be brought to you.

Happiness, you can't imagine the effect.

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Matchmaking brings smooth sailing in life.

1979, a matchmaker (that year 19 years old) led the team members to work. There is a sister named (Xiao fen) in our family. She often plays jokes on me. She was twenty-one years old that year.

Years old, and three aunts are all in their twenties, all of whom are from the countryside. .

It was late autumn, when the corn entered the field, I led more than a dozen men and women in the production team to deliver the grass fertilizer accumulated by pulling carts and pulling fields to the corn field. This afternoon, it was sunny with waves and no wind. The temperature is over 30 degrees, everyone is sweating, and the towel around his neck can be twisted out of water. Pulling five carts is unbearable for both male and female members. At this moment, Sister Pink shouted, "Sir, have a rest. Come on, it's hurting your sister. " An aunt also made a fuss: "The new official has three fires." Hearing this, I said to everyone, "Go back to the field and cool down under the willow tree. If there is water, drink it. If there is no water, go home and drink it and rest for dozens of minutes ..."

Although it was hard at that time, I was very happy to sit together for a few days. Male members tell stories, while female members tell love jokes they have seen in movies, dancing happily and smiling. I drank water with Sister Pink and my two aunts under a poplar tree. Sister Pink teased me, "Do you want to be a good citizen? Both teams (Zhu Quan and Fengwei) are 18 years old, and now you are ". At that time, an aunt listened and criticized her and said, "Pink, you are not young, you are just being stupid."

At that time, it was even harder to get engaged, because there was no old man (father) at home and you were poor. You want someone to propose to you, daydreaming. No one's flowers will be inserted in cow dung. Her words inspired me to work hard, create favorable conditions, overcome poverty and move towards a bright future.

Later, I pointed to Sister Pink and said, "Sister Pink, you are talking about me. You are older than me and want to find a boyfriend for you. " This time, she blushed, angry and anxious, and there was nothing she could do about me. She replied, "Fuck you, have you grown up? Go home and drink water. " "If you talk about me, you won't even let me talk about you. No matter how big it is, it will not grow up. " . I don't care much about telling jokes.

A few months later, I "dared" to buy clothes and met a boy selling clothes at the meeting. His family lives in "Beicaotan Village" and he is honest and reliable. He made great contributions and named his sixth brother (Dongsheng), ranking the fourth unmarried. I asked him if he was 22, and I remember.

It's almost Spring Festival. On the 24th of the twelfth lunar month, I really went.

Sister Pink's family proposed to her and met her when she entered the door. Her father took out a cigarette and shouted "Uncle Yu 'an". He took the cigarette and smoked it with medium fire. At this moment, my heart is pounding and it is difficult to speak. I thought, be brave, I got up and shouted, "Yu 'an? Uncle, I have something good to say to you, "What's good? Tell me. . I acted as an intermediary with Cathy. At that time, my uncle (Yu An) was adding briquettes to the coal fire. He turned and said, "How much do you know about Children's Home? It's no use worrying about them. " I once said that the matchmaker ate the watch and didn't get up when he got home.

As the saying goes, "matchmaking is like shooting a rabbit." Stop running around, okay? . We stopped for two days to show our respect for our sister-in-law. This time, we went to Uncle Yu 'an's house to propose to Sister Xiao Fen. Uncle Yu' an thought that the matchmaker really came. (My sister-in-law and "Dongsheng" mother's family are in the same village), I have known them for a long time. She gave the details of Dongsheng's family to Uncle Yu 'an. After he agreed, I 16 informed Dongsheng to pick me up at five o'clock in the afternoon by bike.

Dongsheng? "Uncle Ann, aunt Ann come to my house? I have already talked to him, and my sister-in-law and sister Xiaofen are here. " Pink? I have seen Dongsheng? After the chat, I looked at them happily. Sister-in-law asked, "Pink? The child can, can do business, what do you want? "Sister Pink" smiled at this and made me happy to say, "Laughing means agreeing? .

I never take the local train and ask Dongsheng if he has any money. He took out 200 yuan's money at any time and gave a gift to Xiao Fen. Here he comes.

On the 28th, he collected 600 yuan at the conference and brought a passerby in the evening, and their marriage was settled.

19801February 26th, the wedding day, a "little pink" proudly attended the wedding and came to Caotan Village? (Dongsheng) When a sister-in-law saw me, she opened her mouth and said, "Little Media is red, please give up your seat quickly." I am very excited to hear the news. At first, I was asked to sit at a formal table, but I refused to go and asked to sit with the guests. Soon, my sister-in-law came to my side and called me outside the door to find out about my situation. "Little brother, what's your name? From then on, we all know each other. Do you have any difficulty in finding me? I work in a credit cooperative in Shanzhuang Village.

The tide of the motherland's reform and opening up is rolling in, and I have become a self-employed person. The problem of cultivated land caused the rich to buy tractors in advance, but I never dared to think about tractors. Compared with living under other people's conditions, I still live in the dark. 198 1 In winter, I went out to dig a well with a derrick owner in the village and gave it to me 1300 yuan, which was deposited in the (Tongzhuang Village) Credit Union before the Spring Festival. I met my sister-in-law, which explained the idea of buying a tractor before spring ploughing, and the money was much worse. When my sister-in-law saw what I had done, she smiled and said, (Good citizen, don't do anything difficult, celebrate the New Year. "In March, I went to the (credit union) and gave me 4,500 yuan for the next generation, which solved the great difficulties that I couldn't even think about. This is an excellent party member and a model (credit union) accountant. A gentleman's intention is to help the poor and the world is good for the people.

Since then, I have a spiritual pillar, and my "sister-in-law" is like a street lamp in the dark, always shining on the road where I am not lost, and life is like a sesame blossom. Open the door to happiness, and the children of the poor will take charge early. Two years later, they tried to pay back the money. Sister-in-law believes me more. Later, a friend used the money to build a house, and a friend used the money to do business. She found a "sister-in-law" who supported her wholeheartedly.

Our hometown is in the field of hope, and the power of example does not exist. Do more good deeds, and friends will walk more easily. These two sentences are really in mind.

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Matchmaking is naturally a dirty job, and someone has to do everything. Sometimes villagers from other villages come to me, their children are in college, and their parents are in a hurry, so I visit around to find suitable people for them. The matchmaker was happy and bitter, and it blew up when he was ready to dissolve the marriage. Paying back the money is also a headache for the matchmaker. All kinds of things, you have to look at your face and learn some psychology. Gentle lies have also been said, but remember not to talk big and lie. Human feelings are important and money is small. There is a good saying: "Ignorance accompanied by money can be said to be the most shameful? .

In 2008, in Langliuji Village, a matchmaker in her fifties met my other half. He is talking about the girl in her village (Yuli), and I am talking about the young man in Daliushu Village (Xiaodong). 1On the afternoon of the 10th day of February, I took (Xiaodong) to meet (Yuli) at Mouhong's house, and both of them chatted well. Hong, the female media, said that (good citizens) agreed to give us the phone bill. I asked her how much you want if the marriage is settled, and she replied, "At least-1,500 per person? . There are too many sisters-in-law This is a special situation and special treatment. (Xiaodong) His father went back from a car accident a few years ago, and he and his mother had a hard time. She heard Hou say, "Then everyone should get at least 1300 yuan. "

1February 16, (Xiaodong) and (Yuli) fell in love after meeting, and the marriage was settled. (Xiaodong) gave a female matchmaker 1000 yuan. At this time, she took the money and lost her temper. "Citizens, I didn't ask you to buy food. Bargain, I want to know that you won't be a matchmaker with you. " "Sister-in-law again nasty, this feeling will give you up later. I don't want this money (Xiaodong) My mother knows that the matchmaker is always calling and sending 200 yuan to my house. If they don't answer, it's a rural custom.

On February 12, 2009, (Xiaodong) asked me for a (five-) gift. After stopping for a few days, I called (Yuli) her father and finally heard that her daughter was working in (Guangzhou) and had a boyfriend. I listened, angry and anxious. I said (Yuli) her dad, why didn't you say so earlier? (Yuli) His father replied, Brother, there is nothing I can do about the children. I'm so angry with her mother and me, "still bringing this up? How much is your daughter's house tonight? -Calculate it and send it all to me. At eight o'clock in the evening (Yuli), more than 20,000 yuan will be delivered in full. (Yuli) His father was reasonable and didn't ask me to do anything about money.

Just say goodbye, each has his own choice, and (Xiaodong) and (Yuli) get money after meeting their father. The next day I went to talk to (female media red) about (Xiaodong), and (Yuli) his father paid back the money. Did "Sister-in-law" give you one thousand yuan (Xiaodong) and five hundred yuan (Xiaodong)? The female media red replied: "He is him. Without such a thing, it is difficult to get a white cloth in the dyeing room." . I'll cover for her this time. Good! Our dedication is also the last time. Matchmaking is a good thing, as everyone knows, and it cannot be impersonal.

People leave their names, geese leave their voices, people don't know Zhang Lisan without their names, and geese don't know the spring and autumn seasons without their voices. A year later, the obedient media girl was hemiplegic. She bid farewell to the media industry for the last time in her life.

Make up your mind to find the right phase for (Xiaodong). Speaking of (Beicaotan) village, my well driller "Fu Sheng"? His second daughter, 2 1 year-old and (Xiaodong) about the same age, was introduced for one night, and it didn't take much effort. His two families are very satisfied with their children's marriage. Married five months later, and now (Xiaodong) is the father of two children, a daughter and three children. ...

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Idea matchmaking: In 20 13 years, I heard that there was a girl named Miao Guifang. Her marriage is not easy, (this is what Xiuzhong, the matchmaker of Xisha Store, told me). Back and forth, he introduced her to three boys, family conditions, two-story building, the gatehouse is all in the whole park, and the height requirement is above 1 m 75, but she didn't expect it. She is really angry with her parents, said the matchmaker.

Men are old, and women are old. Peach blossom beauty, see if she can settle in that village. This time (in the show) and I specialize in dealing with the unruly beauty "Miao Guifang? .

1February 16, I came to (Gui Fang) home by tram. Her parents gave up their seats, said some angry words, sat on the sofa and slowly introduced the boy (Han Tuanjun) from Xilaohezhai Village to (Gui Fang). Speaking of his appearance, he is neither tall nor short, with a long face, white eyes and double eyelids, handsome appearance and quick work. It is the main room platform at home, helping us (Xisha store) stay away. Listen to dad, as long as we are engaged, it is no problem to buy a car.

(Gui Fang) After listening to her parents' words, her mother replied, "It doesn't matter if it's a long way, you can buy a car. As long as the child is willing, parents are external factors. " Hearing her words, I was satisfied and thought to myself, I have to let the old media red out (on the show).

Are you talking about me and (Xiuzhong) learning carpentry in his village? When I was a fellow student, I knew that he and (Gui Fang) dad were good friends, just because (Xiuzhong) wanted to wipe his hands. On the eighteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, I called (Xiuzhong) and said, "Xiuzhong? Hello? Let me introduce (Gui Fang) "Xilaohe Village"? Well, the boys are handsome, but the family conditions are poor. He's in Beijing? Work, I won't be back until 26 o'clock. Today is 18, 26th, with seven or eight days to go. You have to propose to Guifang's house. Find a boy who is short and poor and can't let other matchmakers wipe his hands? .

(Xiuzhong) A: "Good citizen, I understand. You asked me to bring (Gui Fang) a low one. She must say I have no vision? . We have heard it many times. You know what a matchmaker is. When something bad happens, you must admit it. " He laughed after listening (during the performance): "Don't worry, I will do it? .

(Xiuzhong) called and said that I found a boy to watch for (Gui Fang) at my house, but they didn't speak and went their separate ways. I tried my best to connect the media and finally arrived on the 26th. I called my father, and he said, "I called you yesterday, and your phone was turned off." (regimental army) got on the bus and will definitely come back tomorrow. You are worried about the baby because her mother and I are too worried to sleep. "

At six o'clock in the afternoon, (Tuanjun) drove to my house and told (Xiuzhong) to ask (Gui Fang) to come to your house at any time. It's getting dark, and (the regiment) is waiting at (Xiuzhong)' s house. This time (Gui Fang) parents are not talking, thinking it won't be a point. Soon, (Gui Fang) came by himself. Maybe it was dark. It was love at first sight. They talked for more than 50 minutes and left their phone number. They agreed to take a trip to the county town on the 28th to get to know each other again.

Jun and Gui Fang got engaged on 20 14/month 1 6, and they still decided to get married on May 1 day. Good looks, a happy marriage and a happy family. Since (Gui Fang) came to "Laohezhai Village" to honor his parents, the family has been harmonious, and (the regiment army) is willing to work, and his children are both complete. Buying a car and a house, the whole family's life is booming. The miracle of marriage, don't change, change, or do it.

Everybody think about it. You and I feel the same way about things that don't go well in love. You think it is difficult to grow peony in the ecological environment at home. Time flies. One night in the twelfth month of 2022, my father called me. Speaking of this marriage, I can only say that good intentions are rewarded, because one of my brothers is disabled. Studying abroad, both (Xiuzhong) and I know that I have never told (Gui Fang)-my family. ...

Sometimes, what you plan is really handed over to the ground, but it really can't. If you don't tell the truth, you still miss it. Don't tell gentle lies!

Good or bad, you can't escape in the end. Through many things, I summed up my life, and doing good things will always pay off. There are always gentlemen to help the small, big and difficult things that have been concerned for decades. Save your life.