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Smile every day (Huo Ying joke: Sarutobi Kurenai is pregnant)

Asma: Kakashi! My wife is pregnant!

Kakashi: Oh, you're welcome.

Asma: ......

Kakashi: Ah, no, I mean, congratulations.

......

Kakashi: By the way, you mean Sarutobi Kurenai, right?

Sarutobi Kurenai is pregnant, and Kakashi and Kay come to visit the Asma family.

"Asma, have a cigarette." Kay handed the cigarette to Asma.

"ah! There are pregnant women here! " Kakashi hurriedly reminded.

"oh! Right ~ "Kay seemed to understand, and quickly handed the cigarette to Sarutobi Kurenai. "You go first."

Sarutobi Mirai: I am so special ...

Sarutobi Kurenai is nine months pregnant, and she plays music to her baby at home every day.

One day, Asma couldn't stand it anymore: "Will you stop playing music?"

Sarutobi Kurenai said angrily, "This is prenatal education! Can't you be patient with our children? "

Asma: "I have no problem with prenatal education, but can you not just play the song" Only Mom is Good "?"

Lu Wan said to Sarutobi Kurenai, "Let me be the child's teacher."

Sarutobi Kurenai was very moved and said nothing.

Naruto said to Sarutobi Kurenai, "Why is your belly so big? Did Lamian Noodles eat too much? "

Sarutobi Kurenai said, "Son of a bitch! How did you know? Don't tell anyone! People always thought I was pregnant. "

(It is not necessarily a wise man who often sees through reality)

Japanese group: so that's why you told me that my family is stupid ...

I remember it was the first A-level task of Class 7.

Walking, teacher Kakashi suddenly shouted, "Wait, there are enemies ahead!" " "

Naruto: "Wow, teacher Kakashi, how do you feel?"

Kakashi: "Didn't you hear that the background music changed?"

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