I want to blow up school funny version

The first paragraph: The sun was shining in the sky, the flowers were smiling at me, and the bird said: Morning, morning, morning, why are you carrying a bag of explosives?

Second paragraph: I went to blow up the school. The teacher didn’t know. As soon as he pulled the string, I ran away, and the school was gone with a bang.

The third paragraph: The school was blown up and the teacher was killed. The principal said, OK, OK, you have been rated as a three-good student.

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