Looking for funny jokes.

A few boys pooled together more than ten yuan to buy toys, but they didn’t know what to buy. One of them suggested: Go buy sanitary napkins! Everyone was puzzled and asked why. The boy said: I don't know either, but it was said on TV that with it, you can climb mountains, skate, play ball, and skate, and be happy and worry-free!

One day, at home, Xiao Ming said to his father: "Dad, our house is too cold." His father replied: "Then stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees!"; The next day , in the yurt, Xiao Ming said to his father again: "Dad, it's too cold here." His father replied: "Then you just lie on the ground. It's 180 degrees!"

One day, I saw a When a child smokes, he advises: "Smoking is harmful to health, quit!" He says: "You can't quit." I asked: "Why?" He replied with pride: "My grandfather smoked, and my father also smoked. It's my turn to stop smoking."

One day Xiao Ming and his two partners wanted to rob , so I bought three knives.~

When I was holding the knife, I accidentally saw it. So I asked, why did you buy the knife?

Xiao Ming said, it’s for eating watermelons.

** said, why buy three knives?

Xiao Ming, because I have three watermelons at home.

One day, an Arctic penguin encountered an Antarctic bear that was plucking its fur. When the Antarctic bear finished plucking its fur, he said, "It's so cold!" Seeing this, the Arctic penguin also plucked all his fur and said : "Yes! It's so cold!"