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Who can tell me some jokes that can make people fall for it?

"Did you use my pencil?"

"useless"

"Are you really useless?"

"I really didn't."

"Alas, you are the fifteenth person to admit that you are useless."

"Do you have a ruler?"

"No."

"shameless person"

"Is pig's English pug?"

"pig"

"The pig is yours."

"The pig is me" ...