What are some quirky humorous jokes that make you laugh so hard?

A mentally ill man fished in an empty fish tank every day. One day, a nurse jokingly asked: "How many fish did you catch today?" The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted: "There is something wrong with your brain, didn't you see that the fish tank was empty?" Emma is so talented!

1. On a rainy day, a girl has an umbrella. There are three boys: the first holds an umbrella with the girl. "If the rain falls more on me, it will fall less on her." The second one gave the umbrella to the girl and soaked in the rain. "To love her is to take care of her." The third one didn't even think about it, dropped his umbrella, took the girl's hand and rushed into the rain - if you were that girl, who would you choose? Netizens replied: Nonsense, of course I choose Gao Fushuai.

2. Someone met a friend on the street. When he first asked about his friend's wife, he suddenly remembered that she was dead, so he changed his words: "Is she still in the original cemetery?"

3. Fifth Aunt and Fourth Aunt vs. Three The aunt said that the second aunt's eldest aunt was here, and the fifth child told the fourth child that the third child's second aunt was older!