What are some humorous things to say about the beginning of school?

01 1. When school starts, I begin to know the temptation of going home.

2. The scariest ghost story in the world is? School has started?

3. If you are in military training, it will be a sunny day. If you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day. If you work hard to write Homework is the day before school starts.

4. Cheek is making noise, Kang is busy, Beijin is pulling off his coat, Airi Bati is ready, I said school has started and you said oh shit

5. School has started, The separated madmen can reunite again!

6. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have suffered from this disease for many years.

7. Some classes are just like Nanfu Battery, one class is longer than six!

8. I hope that when I enter the class at the beginning of the school year, the teacher will say: Come as soon as you come, what homework do you need to bring? Really, it’s so unreasonable! ?

9. On the first day of school, I was dressed like someone going on a blind date, but my expression was like someone going to a funeral.

10. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting their schedule, but I am really jet-lagged.

11. The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to the beginning of school. The furthest distance in the world: from school to vacation.

12. School has started, and my waist is no longer sore. My legs don’t hurt anymore, my stomach doesn’t bloat, and my heart doesn’t even beat.

13. I didn’t have a heart to study, but I ended up failing the exam.

14. For the beginning of school, for teachers, and for myself, it is a kind of pain, a kind of hysterical pain.

15. I have always suspected that those students who had no news during the holidays would appear as top students at the beginning of the school year.

16. Doctor, I haven’t been able to sleep well or have fun lately. Am I terminally ill? Is school about to start?

17. School is about to start. In Fang Zizhou’s words : Who agreed to your opening of school! Do you have proof that we took a holiday?

18. I fell in love with Xia Xia after two months together, but my parents didn’t like having me with Kai Xing during summer vacation.

19. There is no one in the class who can make me happy, so I don’t want to start school.

20. Children who do not want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners in school.

21. Adults always say, don’t talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don’t talk to me about the start of school. Talking about the start of school will hurt your feelings.

22. I just hope that the head teacher will be married by the devil at the beginning of the school year.

23. I don’t want to start school. School, you can keep my person but not my heart.

24. The days of having lunch after brushing your teeth are about to end.

25. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

26. Going to school feels heavier than going to the grave.

27. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings.

28. Before school starts, there is always something we have to do to practice calligraphy.

29. If we don’t go crazy, school will start. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.

30. In fact, it’s nice to be alone, quiet and not lonely. ?Speak human language. ?I don’t want to start school. ?