A parody of a sentence

1. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy my room. This is a joke, I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.

2. Unhappy new decompression method: Go to the toilet when you are in a bad mood, and shout at the toilet when you are finished: Eat shit for me! Then flush the toilet!

3. Once upon a time, there was a kind of soft candy. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft.

The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

5. Why do you buy clothes every year and have nothing to wear every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes don't deserve you this year.

6. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?

7. I might as well tell everyone here that my humor is strictly to make you giggle like pigs.

Eight. The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

9. Every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

I've been single for a long time with Tenuto, let alone unscrew the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

1 1. A man who looks like a thief patted me on the shoulder and said, "Dude, have you lost your wallet?" "I touched it and broke out in a cold sweat:" I really lost it! Thank you for reminding me. "The man walked away and said to himself," No wonder I haven't found it for a long time. "

12. You spent your whole life looking back on your youth. You're going to spend your whole life questioning your life?

Thirteen. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

I know twisted melon is not sweet, but I can quench my thirst with sugar.

15. Everyone only cares about whether you fly high or not, not whether you are tired or not. It's just that I don't care about you.

Sixteen years old. Who said that the best partner of instant noodles is ham sausage? If you ask me, it should be a mobile phone.

17. You will never be alone on the road of no return.

18. Everyone says that I have no sense of direction, and I refuse to accept it. Until today, I went to buy watermelons and brought back a pumpkin.

19. Girls with fat hands are the most suitable. In the future, the gold ring sent by my boyfriend will be bigger than others.

two

It is said that if someone nearby takes the initiative to add you, male.

nine

9% are satyr, female.

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9% is WeChat business.

2 1. I really don't understand you people. Don't you have any crystals at home? Why did you hit my crystal? It doesn't make sense.