100 word joke

The fish said, "I keep my eyes open all day because I don't want you to leave all the time!" " Water said, "I've been flowing all day because I want to hug you all the time!" " ! "The pot said," You are almost ripe, how can you be poor! "

On the night of his birthday, his wife allowed Lao Wang to watch the ball. Lao Wang was very excited and kissed his wife. Lao Wang's son saw it and kissed it. Lao Wang said, "This is my wife. Go find your wife! " The son thought for a moment and said, "This is my mother. Go find your mother! " "

3. I am ugly, 1 m 59. Primary school culture, rural hukou. The house is not built, and there is no deposit. Wandering around, working for a living. Nothing to do, have a drink. Send a message, Doby puppy.

Cupid said: "One arrow represents love at first sight, two arrows represent wishful thinking, and three arrows represent three lucky lives. I don't believe you can't be a hedgehog! "

The male butterfly sings to the female butterfly, "You are my lover, a woman like a rose!" After singing, I flew to pick roses. Then there was a scream, and Mother Butterfly sang, "Honey, fly slowly, be careful of the thorny rose in front!" " "

6. Lao Wang went to the hospital: he injured a finger, stayed in the hospital for two days, saw three experts, used four schemes, took five CT scans, made six examinations, found seven acquaintances, spent more than 8,000 yuan and prescribed nine packages of medicine, which had no effect.