Let's see whose joke is the best.

The grocer of the same age next year has a new daughter. One day, a friend came to match his little daughter, telling her that she was only one year older than the girl.

The businessman and his wife discussed this marriage privately. He said, "The daughter has just turned one year old, and the boy is two years old, twice as old as her daughter. By the time his daughter gets married at the age of twenty, he will be forty. How can we have the heart to let our daughter marry such an old man? "

His wife smiled and said, "You are so stupid! Now our daughter is one year old, won't she be the same age as that boy next year? "

* Who supports

A 5-year-old man has a 3-year-old son. This son is very lazy, never does anything, and his father provides him with food and clothing.

The old man was worried about his son, so he took his son to tell his fortune. Both father and son believed the fortune teller's words: the father can live to be 8 years old, and the son can live to be 62 years old.

My son was very worried when he learned about his father and his birthday. The father comforted his son and said,

"Don't be sad! You are only thirty years old, and you still have 32 years of good life! "

The son replied, "I'm not worried about my life, but your life makes me sad."

when my father heard this, he was very moved and said with tears in his eyes, "You don't have to be too sad! I still have thirty years to live! "

The son said, "I don't care about your life span. I have carefully calculated that you will die two years before me, and who will support me for two years? "

Never mind the water leakage

Once, when a ferry was crossing the river, its hull suddenly hit a rock. The river kept pouring into the cabin, and the passengers panicked. Only one gentleman sat still and laughed at all the fuss. "Don't worry! It's none of our business, "said the man." Never mind that it leaks! The boat is not ours. "

superstitious about Feng Shui

A person who is very superstitious about Feng Shui has to consult Mr. Feng Shui in everything, and foretell bad luck and good fortune.

one day, he was sitting under a wall, and the wall suddenly collapsed and pinned him down. He shouted for help, and the servants came to see him and said, "Boss, please be patient! We have to ask Mr. Feng Shui first to see if it is appropriate to break ground today. "

borrow cattle

someone wanted to borrow cattle from a rich man, so he sent a servant to the rich man to send him a letter of borrowing cattle. The rich man is accompanying his guests, so he pretends to read the letter for fear that they will know that they can't read. He kept nodding while watching, then looked up and said to the bearer, "I see, I'll go by myself later."