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A boastful allegro line
I went to the suburbs on Sunday,
I see a slug and a cricket. They are bragging.
Guoguo said, "I ate a gorgeous tiger in Nanshan." "
The cricket said, "Hey! I ate three camels and two donkeys in Beishan. "
Guo Guo said, "I roll tendrils and pull up evergreen pine trees." "
Cricket said, "As soon as I stretched my legs, I tripped over the mountain and fell to the ground." . "
Guo Guo said, "I am in charge of birds and beasts."
The cricket said, "Hum! I don't care what flies in the sky, what runs underground, what falls in the river and what jumps in the grass pit. I make rules for them. "
It's these two guys who are talking big,
Suddenly, due east, goo goo, giggle, a big cock with a reed flower flew in.
How stupid do you think this cock is?
"hey!" Take a bite,
First, I swallowed the slug in my stomach,
As soon as the cricket saw him angry,
Scold the rooster with words:
"I said rooster,
You shouldn't,
Nanshan ate my own uncle,
Beishan ate my aunt.
You can spin four taels of cotton,
Master Kun is also not easy to mess with.
You fell into my hands today,
Let's score up and down! '
The more you talk, the more annoying and angry you get.
He kicks, grinds his teeth, strokes his beard,
Jump forward—
Feed the chickens, too
Extension: two allegro lines
Answer: Play Allegro, Allegro,
The boaster who plays allegro.
B: Don't brag about the sky, don't brag about the land,
Praise you, me and him in our optical cable class.
A: the professional level is first-class.
Every technology is scraping.
B: Like an airborne soldier every day.
Where there are obstacles, there is him.
Day or night,
You can leave at any time when you need to.
B: to the countryside, to work, to the community,
There are also large and small Internet cafes.
A: There are frequent emergency repairs.
Often at night or even during the day.
B: The E-bridge cable is dangerous.
Go there in a hurry.
A: The arrangement on the road is gradual.
Check both ends separately.
B: An hour has passed.
Obstacles are really hard to find.
At this time, the monitor reminded us:
Is there a secret obstacle hidden in the middle of the forest?
B: It's too late now, but it's too soon.
Go quickly, and then rush to the small cliff.
A: Climb the ladder to learn Wukong.
Watch the fire carefully.
B: The sheath of the optical cable is damaged in many places.
800 rice noodles have scars.
A: Comprehensive analysis to find out the reasons.
It turns out that squirrels grind their teeth with optical cables.
Together: grit your teeth.
B: Now, there are many computer rooms to be moved.
Fiber jumping, precision measurement, precision measurement
A: Brother Ke Xiang will support us.
Qi Xin joined forces to attack.
Finish the project ahead of schedule.
Customer satisfaction praised me.
A: It's nothing to be bitter and tired.
Don't be poor in service consciousness.
There are many municipal constructions now.
Building houses and new homes everywhere.
A: Excavators. He has no eyes.
Construction workers are particularly cruel.
B: The optical cable was cut.
Emergency obstacles are like snowflakes.
That snowflake is so urgent.
I am more anxious when users are impatient.
B: Come to the scene and jump into the pit.
Quick of eye and quick of hand, hurry up.
A: peeling and winding molten fiber.
Hold the thread carefully and skillfully.
B: Come up for a joke when it's fixed.
Look at me. I looked at him. He is covered in yellow mud.
H: Hey, it's all yellow mud.
A: It rained cats and dogs.
There are potholes on the road.
B: rush to repair obstacles to grab time.
Suddenly, the car got stuck in the mud.
A: Looking around anxiously.
It is raining everywhere.
Obey the monitor's orders.
Push the car out of the mud.
The man who finished the task fell down.
I have a fever and my voice is hoarse.
B: There is no adulteration in telecommunication service.
Speak with actions.
He: Yes, speak with actions.
A: This year is the highlight.
Strive for optical fiber to enter the home.
B: Although we should have a rest at noon.
Check the information and don't go home.
My wife called to rush me.
Said the birthday was his.
It is impolite not to go.
In fact, how could he not miss home?
A: Now that the C network is online,
Maintenance is increasing day by day.
B: It's a great responsibility to maintain the optical cable.
To embody value, you need to put pressure on yourself.
Learn from Xu Sanduo and never give up.
Grasp the two promotions together.
B: Telecom trains you, me and him.
The maintenance center is my home.
A: Self-confidence has accompanied me all the way.
Innovation and dedication to tap the potential.
There will be new efforts next year, please,
Wait and see,
We keep pace with the times and are more energetic! !
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