DOTA joke

1, the teacher checked his homework and found a row in front of Brother dota. Brother dota hasn't finished filling it out yet, and said to me, blow up the teacher …

I'm going to buy cigarettes. I'm still fifty cents short, and I'm struggling with the painting price. Brother dota said, stop drawing, just wait a little longer.

3. Brother 3.dota found his wallet and returned it. We were surprised. Brother dota said: if you take it off, it won't work.

4. Last night, I asked Brother dota what to eat, and Brother dota said, eat trees …

5. A key of senior two fell into the eye of the sewer, where it was depressing. As a result, brother dota said: I got away.

6. My grades are better than that of Brother dota, and I always make fun of Brother dota. Once, I said, how can everyone get a poor 100 score when they study together? Brother dota said: I am in the later stage.

7. The geography teacher's nose was swollen by mosquitoes. Brother dota laughed for a class. I asked brother dota what he was laughing at. Brother dota said: Void ...

8. Ask Brother dota to play ball at noon. Brother dota said he was going to the internet cafe. I said that he must go with me (promised me). Brother dota said, when I count to six, I'll send my doppelganger to find you. Me: …

9, buy breakfast, dota brother holds soy milk in his left hand, biscuits and eggs in his right hand, buy breakfast: you didn't bring pickles. Brother dota: I don't have a grid. Me: You can throw one ... DOTA: The CD hasn't arrived yet, so you can't throw it.

10, Brother dota called his buddy's home a blood pool, his bicycle a photograph and his taxi a return trip. Brother dota's father is called corpse king (the reason is unknown), his mother is called mother, and the object is lina. He calls me chicken ... The most speechless thing is that he calls the security guard at the door a guard, so ordinary people can't communicate with Brother dota.

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12, a classmate of mine was bragging with others while playing ball, and he was beaten. Brother dota said: there is not even a pioneer shield. What are you yelling at?

13, I asked my classmates, which is fish in troubled waters, and brother dota later said, mixed up.

14. As a result, I didn't give my brother dota an answer in the next exam because the teacher was staring at me. As a result, my brother dota was lower than me 120 points. I said, I can't get up because I've been guarded by gank in the later period ... Brother Dota said, the key is that no one can protect me. ...

15, playing ball, the man that Brother dota has been defending made a layup and was blocked by our wave center. Brother dota said: will there be anything else besides scratching your head? Our center: …

16, class is over. Brother dota went to the toilet and was late for class. The teacher asked brother dota what he had done, and brother dota said that he had gone to pull wild …

17, the teacher left a lot of knowledge about Marxism-Leninism to memorize. Brother dota said, shit, Carl can't remember.

18, wave after wave, nine people, four dozen more, brother dota said to the last person: you are banned.

19, brother dota's birthday, brother dota asked me: what should I send? I said: send a blood. As a result, she said, brother dota is already very powerful …

20. A girl (whom we don't know) wore a coat, but the letter "do" was revealed without zipper on her chest. Brother dota put up with it for a long time and decided to ask, "Open your coat and let me have a look ... As a result, the woman actually did it, revealing" just do it "...

2 1. The geography teacher asked: Why does the Qinghai-Tibet Railway use viaducts? Brother dota: this can ignore the terrain.

22. When the class started, the teacher didn't come. The classmate said, where is the teacher? Brother dota said, I want to buy a real sight.

23. The class representative asked the teacher questions, but the teacher couldn't. He pondered for a long time. Brother dota said: forbidden. As a result, I was the only one in the class laughing …

24. My partner is a black girl. I once discussed Traxex with my brother dota. Brother dota has been talking about how black mm is, and suddenly he found the girl in his partner staring at Brother dota … Who knows that Brother dota actually explained that black means wearing black, and his face is not black, which is different from yours …

25. In the basketball league, the captain asked Brother dota: What's the jersey number? Brother dota: 820. Captain: Why don't you want 250?

26. Two children are chatting on the playground. We heard the word "corpse king". Brother dota stepped forward to eavesdrop, and a minute later he came back glumly and said, Brother dota is talking about Jin Yong …

27, class is over, I said with a water bottle, let's go. Brother dota doesn't understand ... sense of accomplishment haha!

28. At the checkout, Brother dota said: If I am the last day, I will refund the money for dinner.

29. On one occasion, I discussed egg jumping with a person. I said: where can I sell jumping eggs? Brother dota came over and said that there are both at home and roadside shops. We coaxed him away.

30. Watching TV, the central government has seven sets of wealth-making classics. A farmer cut a leg of lamb with a machete. Moderator: Grandpa, this knife is so fast. What knife is it? Brother dota: sheep knife.

3 1. Take a taxi. Brother dota said, master, let's go. Driver:? I said, master, take the overpass.

32. The English teacher asked Brother dota: What does carryout mean? Brother dota has been thinking hard for a long time A: The core has emerged.

We were in the Internet cafe that day. Brother dota has a website that can't be opened I said, refresh it. Brother dota pressed the keyboard, but there was no response. I said, brush it. Brother dota said, I brushed it. As soon as I saw it, brother dota pressed R.

34. The school celebrated a stage performance, starring the stars in the spotlight. Brother dota said, look, that man is wearing temples and has a halo under his feet.

35. physical education class, teacher: 10 people in a group. Brother dota: just right!

36. I often receive harassing text messages from dota while watching TV. At the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games: It's best to let applause ring.

37. Every time I meet Brother dota and get static electricity, I say, Oh, Brother dota says, gcw.